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Song Parodies -> "Turd World"

Original Song Title:

"Mad World"

Original Performer:

Gary Jules

Parody Song Title:

"Turd World"

Parody Written by:

Jamie

The Lyrics

Taken from Turd Central:
Turd World

All around me are familiar faeces
Worn out bile ducts
Worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily runs
Going in there
Going in there
The turds are filling up their toilets
Strained expressions
Strained expressions
Hide my head I want to flush the toilet
No more turds

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which they're drowning
Are the best I've ever had.

I find it hard to unclog
I find it hard to flush
When turds just swim in circles
It's a very very
Turd world
Turd world

Children waiting for the time they feel good
Pass the kandoo
Pass the kandoo
And they feel the way that every child should
Nice and hungry
Nice and hungry
Went to the loo and was very nervous
Need a turdy
Need a turdy
Hello turdy tell me what's your flavour?
Go straight through me
Go straight through me

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which they're drowning
Are the best I've ever had.

I find it hard to unclog
I find it hard to flush
When turds just swim in circles
It's a very very
Turd world
Turd world
Now flushing our world
Turd world...
Turd Central.
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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.3
Total Votes: 6

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Poopie Longstocking - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5 from Poopie Longstocking...I think parodies about feces are hilarious, unlike some folks around here...
aoid - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I sure don't think they are. Tell me something, what is so funny about bodily waste? If ya ask me, I think it is way too gross. Oh, and if I could vote 0 for how funny and overall, then I would.
Who Cares What My Name Is - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm with Aoid.
madder - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
great , i salute you, may you live long and pooper
Uky - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Come on people; parodies like this are just sick. I agree with Mr. Aoid 100%.
shivy - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
ok but not funny. flushing toilets is not funny. but good rhythm. makes gary jules look like a rat
Danielle - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey this is v gud!! More funny than the original n sooo much betta!! u r a genius Jamie!! Well done!! xxxxxxxxxx
Atta - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I like this a lot. The comments made me roll. And the song is HILARIOUS when you're singing it out loud, really solemnly like in the video.

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