Three thirty in the morning
Can't sleep at all tonight
My stomach's eatin' itself now
On this foodless hungry night
Emptyness in my colon
My stomach's caving in
I'm heading to the kitchen
Where the firdge hides food within
Eat some dinner rolls
Yes, the dinner rolls

Every night this happens
In my house before dawn
I'm facin' that there fridge, now
Until all the food is gone
Askin' for a miracle
Hopin' I'm not right
Prayin' I got some food, now
Plenty of food tonight
Got some dinner rolls
Yup, them there dinner rolls

Got some dinner rolls
And some Hostess Pies
Another cake get eaten
On a sleepless night
As my mouth chows down
Out of control
I'm soon run out
Of dinner rolls

I'm gulping down some milk, now
As my hunger goes into overdrive
I eat everything in my pantry
Just to keep myself alive
There goes the Raisin Bran
Three dozen baked potatoes
Where's the creme filling in these pies?
Look, leftover sloppy Joes
And some dinner rolls
Gotta love dinner rolls

Have some dinner rolls
And some curly fries
Doesn't matter if it's cold
I can heat it up, right
As the night goes on
Out of control
I'm soon run out
Of dinner rolls

I run down the barely lit highway
To the all-night store
I'm reaching for my money
To buy some food, I need more
Tell the lady at the counter
"Yes, it's me again"
Because tonight won't be the last time
I'll be eating Top Ramen

Bought some noodle bowls
And some Hostess Pies
Got enough food to satisfy me
On a sleepless night
But when my food is gone
I'm out of control
But at least I'll have
Some dinner rolls