My PS2, that thing is always on
My PS2, that thing is always on
My PS2, that thing is always on
My PS2, that thing is always on

Mom are you sure i have to go to school (Go to school)
I just wanna relax and play my PS2 (My PS2)
No, I don't want to play my new X-Box (New X-Box)
Not the Cube, my PS2 is the one that rocks (The one that rocks)

You know, I'm not the little boy that i used to be
Not Nintendo, i wanna play my Sony

(Chorus)
My PS2, that thing is always on
Its all i ever wanted, and i've waited for so long
Gamecube, can't you see, you're just not the game for me
I know it might seem wrong, but my PS2 is always on

Mommy, do you remember when i mowed the lawn (Mowed the lawn)
I looked inside, the PS2 was on (Was on)
And you know i liked it by the way i stared
But then you said, "Missed a spot over there"

And i know that this sounds real creepy
But if it was a girl, thats the one i'd marry

My PS2, that thing is always on
Its all i ever wanted, and i've waited for so long
Gamecube, can't you see, you're just not the game for me
I know it might seem wrong, but my PS2 is always on

(Chorus x2)