I grill my meat in POUNDS and MOUNDS
Steaks are INBOUND, burger bites SURROUND

The meat king I was CROWNED, don’t HOUND
I am RENOWNED, when my meat GROUNDS DOWN

Hey
Turn on the gas at the dial
Then open the burners, and light up a spark
Not here to chill, it’s a thriller
To grill like a villain who lights up the dark

Go get my friends and my buddies,
My neighbors, and strangers to grill in the park
Then I arrange all the meat in an arc
Evenly heated it reaches its mark

I know there’s mushrooms comin’
I cut up some onions and ready the parsley
Pleased with the cheeses and salts
I pop open sodas to make it a party

Some people lay out their platters with batter
that scatters but I think that’s artsy
Here have a seat and I’ll greet ya with meat
you just cannot beat and it’s gonna be hardy

My grill skills are PROFOUND, UNBOUND
They will REDOUND, let the call RESOUND

My grill skills will ASTOUND, REBOUND
Patties made ROUND, sizzle with great SOUND

From the top of the grill I watch it get BROWN
Now I am flippin’ my burgers aROUND
Look any closer you’ll need ultra-SOUND
You’re in meat-TOWN now
From the steaks to the dogs, I watch ev’ry POUND
To blander foods there is nobody BOUND
Name any meat, it’s my favorite NOUN
You’re in meat-TOWN now

Hey,
People must know of my plan
The savory juices all cook in my pan
From island Japan to Sudan and Bhutan
They call me the Grillin’ Man
Look there’s a sedan, someone brought a flan
And it was all wrapped in Saran
If we have waste, there’s a big garbage CAN
That is the end of my attention SPAN
I am gazin’, at its glazin’
Now adding raisins
Lookout, that’s hot, use a COASTER
I would appraise, that now we can graze
On meat that I made, like this ROASTER
Fire is blazin’, no one is complainin’ at me
I don’t mean to BOAST, SIR
That woman just had too much, DIAGNOSED HER
If you want bread, go inside, get a TOASTER

What’s in my grill got BROWNED, I FROWNED
Let me EXPOUND, burning is PROFOUND

The oil leaked AROUND, meat DROWNED
Saying CONFOUND, all the meat UNWOUND

From the top of the grill I watch it leak DOWN
Now I am flippin’ my lid like a CLOWN
Dripping all over my cook’s dressing GOWN
It’s dirty-BROWN, now
From the steaks to the dogs, I watch with a FROWN
I’m contemplating if I should leave TOWN
I may just have an old-fashioned melt-DOWN
Think I’ll sit DOWN, now

Hey
There’s really a mess here (AHHH)
All over my clothes (AHHH)
Somebody help me
I’ve got greasy, soaked toes
All the neighbors have run (AHHH)
Here the siren, it blows
Look, there’s a bear here
Smelled something rare here
Now all the wildlife knows knows
Knows knows knows knows
Knows knows knows knows…

I grill my meat in POUNDS and MOUNDS
Steaks are INBOUND, burger bites SURROUND

What’s in my grill got BROWNED, I FROWNED
Let me EXPOUND, burning is PROFOUND

The oil leaked AROUND, meat DROWNED
Sweat on my BROW, not again, I VOW

The bear came here, I hid, he FOUND
I am lunch NOW, I am a HAD COW