-> "Acquaintances"
Original Song Title:
"Friends"
Parody Song Title:
"Acquaintances"
The Lyrics
Pom pom-pom, pom pom-pom (ping)
Pom pom-pom, pom pom-pom (ping)
Acquaintances don’t sing together
La la la la
Acquaintances don’t do things together
La la la la
Acquaintances may laugh together
La la la la
Acquaintances may do work together
La la la la
Acquaintances won’t help you when you’re in danger
Acquaintances are people who are not strangers
Acquaintances won’t help you shift to a new place
Tell you if you’ve got food on your face
Acquaintances aren’t the ones, on who you can depend
He’s my acquaintance, he’s not my friend
Acquaintances aren’t the ones who are there in the end
He’s my acquaintance, they’re not my friends
If you trip over I won’t catch your fall
If you kick my dick I’ll break your balls
If you get drunk and vomit on me
I will not get you home safely
If you cross the road and a truck struck you
Won’t scrape you up and reconstruct you
I could care less if you’re depressed
If you get murdered I’ll rescind your death
Acquaintances don’t walk together
La la la la
Don’t pop and lock together
(zzi zzu zzi zzu)
Me and him won’t ever
La la la la
Me and Ed not ever
Acquaintances don’t go swimming at the pool
Acquaintances are most people you see in school
Acquaintances let acquaintances talk jive
Acquaintances never let you do high fives
Acquaintances don’t drink beer in the sun
Unlike friends you’ll encounter more than one
Acquaintances don’t tell you when your files undone
My Uncle Art knew an acquaintance
They worked together, his name Terence
I’ve always seen two acquaintances like them
They were very very acquainted men
La la la la
Acquaintances, acquaintances, acquaintances
La la la la
Acquaintances, acquaintances, acquaintances, acquaintances
La la la la
Acquaintances, acquaintances, acquaintances, acquaintances
La la la la
Acquaintances
La la la la, ping
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