I can't stand in high
Heel shoes, tripping
Thong chaffed my behind
Crossdresser Agony

It's more than absurd
It's more than insane
Some men love pretty clothes
Is that a shame?!
Cause it's not easy
To Drag Queen

I blush when they find
That blush on my cheeks
Then find I'm a guy
I stay home for weeks

Mascara preferred
In bra I'm relieved
Even Fab Five think that I'm a freak
Read: "Do Not Disturb"
Or see my misdeed
Even straight guys need indecency
And it's not easy
To Drag Queen

Make-Up to Convey
Convey I'm free
From pants and ties
Take a peep around tonight
See a lady, not actually

Lipstick has run dry
One of my pet peeves
Men weren't meant as brides
But dress has a nice breeze

I'm hardly a man
A gal missing teats
Shopping for lingerie
And matching sheets
Hardly man
If penis delete
Shopping for a G-String
To wear next week

To wear next week
To wear next week
To wear next week
To wear next week

I'm hardly a man
A gal missing teats

I'm hardly man
Shopping for G-String

I'm hardly a man
Chick with nipples delete

And I'm quite sleazy

Hoooooo, Hoooooo, Hoooooo

I'm quite sleazy
As Drag
Queen