Song Parodies -> "Superfly (It's Just Creepy)"

Original Song Title:

"Superman (It's Not Easy)"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Five For Fighting

Parody Song Title:

"Superfly (It's Just Creepy)"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Demsey

The Lyrics

I'm a high school math teacher and this song was inspired by the flies that kept getting in my classroom causing me to have to stand on desks and windowsills to smash them in order to enforce my "no fly zone." Also, the original song is a favorite of one of my students.

I can't stand this fly
Landed on my knee
Birds have wings to fly
But insects annoy me

It's more than a gnat
It's more than a flea
More than some lady bug upon a tree
It's just creepy to buzz free

Wish that I could try
Spray that can't be seen
Find a way to buy
A classroom that's insect-free

I may sound absurd
But don't dismiss me
Even teachers have the right to flee
I may be perturbed
But don't you believe
Even students have the right to flee
It's just creepy to buzz free

Up, up, and away
Away from me
But it's alright
I'll be here until midnight
It has to land...eventually

I can't stand this fly
Buzzed in front of me
Flies weren't meant to live
In a classroom that's mostly clean

I'm only a man
With a red fly swatter
Swinging above my head
Toward this high ceiling
Only a man
With a flimsy swatter
Jumping for ugly flies
That bother me

That bother me
That bother me
That bother me
That bother me

I'm only a man
With a flimsy swatter
I'm only a man
Hoping for a reprieve
I'm only a man
With a flimsy swatter
It's just creepy

It's just creepy to buzz free

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