One,two,three,wha?

Listen up ya'll, cause this ain't shit
This spoof is gonna be a hit

Flashfloodicious definition make everybody go loco
They tellin' me I'm so self-centered,I even hug my photo
You can see me, you can' touch me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got mirrors all around me
All the people live in my ear

Flashfloodlicious (Flashfloodlicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you were suspicious
I'll even wash yo' dishes
Or gut yo' fishes (bleeh!)
That makes everyone go puke-puke
And maybe I'll tell 'em my real name is Luke
(One,two,three,wha?)

So delicious (I'm hot hot)
So delicious (I make everybody run amok)
So delicious (they tell me I'm as smart as a rock)
I'm Flashfloodlicious(t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

Flashfloodlicious def-, Flashloodlicious def-, Flashfloodlicious def-
Flashfloodlicious definition make everybody go lazy
They always tellin' me I ain't no Kevin Spacey
Shoutin' at me why you so crazy(why you so crazy?!)
I'm the F to the L,to the A to the SH
And can't no other loser put it down like me

I'm Flashfloodlicious (So delicious)
My brain stayin' vicious
I'll be up in the library readin' a book called "Suspicions"
She's my witness (No waaay)
I'll make everyone go puke-puke
And maybe I'll tell 'em my real name is Luke
(One,two,three,wha?)

So delicious (I'm hot hot)
So delicious (I make everybody run amok)
So delicious (They tell me I'm as smart as a rock)
I'm Flashfloodlicious (Hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hol hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold up...check it out)

Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
You'd better give me some candy
Maybe then I'll be nice-y
I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be Kevin Spacey
I'ms so tasty, tasty, it'll make you crazy

C to the A to the N D E Y you like candey
C to the A to the N D E Y you like candey

D to the E to the L I C I O U S
To the F to the L to- to- to- hit it Flash Flood!

[Rap]
Every day I try to run away cuz' everybody think I'm gay
But that's not true,I just like Lucy Liu and Mary Sue
I'm a sensation to the Croatian nation
And don't you tell me I'm Frankenstein's creation
I'm a superfabolous superstar that'll go very far
I'm much more popular than Harry Potter's scar
I'll never go into a stranger's car,or into a beer bar

Cause they say he's delicious (only in his mind he is)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you were suspicious
I'll even wash yo' dishes
Or gut yo' fishes (bleeeeh)
I'll make everyone go puke-puke
And maybe I'll tell 'em my real name is Luke
(Luke Luke Luke)

One,two,three,wha?
My brain stayin' vicious
I be up in the library readin' a book called "Definitions"
She's my witness (Oh,maaan)
I'll make everyone go puke-puke
And maybe I'll tell 'em my real name is Luke
(one,two,three,wha?)

So delicious (Yay,yay,yay,yay)
So delicious (yay,yay,yay,yay)
So delicious (not gay,gay,gay)
I'm Flashfloodlicious (t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t--t tastey, tastey)

So delicious (whee,whee,whee,whee)
So delicious (whee,whee,whee,whee)
So delicious (hee-hee,hee-hee)
I'm Flasfloodlicious (t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t yay yay yay)


C to the A, to the N D E Y you like candey
C to the A, to the N D E Y you like candey
C to the A, to the N D E Y you like candey
C to the A, to- to- to- to- to- (one,two,three,wha?)
D to the E to the L I C I O U S
To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S
To the R to the E to the P E T I T I V E
To the R to the E to- to- to- to- (one,two,three,wha?)

C to the A, to the N D E Y you like candey
C to the A, to the N D E Y you like candey
C to the A, to the N D E Y you like candey
C to the A, to- to- to- to-(one,two,three,wha?)
R to the E to the P E T I T I V E
To the R to the E to the P E T I T I V E
To the R to the E to the P E T I T I V E
To the R to the E to- to- to- to- to- toooo...