I've been trying,
To keep it all inside,
Now I'm sighing,
Just to know I've made a gain,
I won't miss them,
But I'm past them now,

I'm past potties,
I made a giant leap today,
Don't berate me,
Just because I'm a bit late,
To change these things,
Got underwear today,

Bye bye Depends,
Underwear is the new way,
Bye bye Depends,
I used to like the way they fit,
They just back me up,
Loved the way they work,
They were small so they couldn't last much longer,
Bye bye snuggly fit,
It's time to change it up,
Maybe cause I'm older now.

Let me tell you how it was when I started them,
The flex-straps and the side wings and right size that you used to buy,
But every time I took them off they were all messed up,
Now I've changed, and they're up, no need to tuck,
But maybe I'm sorry,
That it all went down today,
Don't berate me, because there's nothing you can say,
To bring me down,

Bye bye Depends,
Underwear is the new way,
Bye bye Depends,
I used to like the way they fit,
They just back me up,
Loved the way they work,
They were small so they couldn't last much longer,
Bye bye snuggly fit,
It's time to change it up,
Maybe cause I'm older now.

I had to put some effort in before these things really counted,
A push there, and a splash there,
Could change the way the bathroom smells,
I worked so hard at all the things I really cared about,
How sinks work and bowels moving, pull them up,
But maybe I'm happy,
Though you're right in front of me,
To help me out,
That was the kid I used to be,
I'm not a tyke,
Well I'm older now.

Bye bye Depends,
Underwear is the new way,
Bye bye Depends,
I used to like the way they fit,
They just back me up,
Loved the way they work,
They were small so they couldn't last much longer,
Bye bye snuggly fit,
It's time to change it up,
Maybe cause I'm older now.

It's time to change it up,
Maybe cause I'm older now.

Itty bitty pretty shitty Depends,
You're off,
You're off,
You're off,
You're off,

They just back me up,
Loved the way they work,
They were small so they couldn't last much longer,
Bye bye snuggly fit,
Maybe cause I'm older now.