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Song Parodies -> "Baddie of Choice"

Original Song Title:

"Weapon of Choice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fatboy Slim

Parody Song Title:

"Baddie of Choice"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

It confused me for a while, but there's a couple of different versions of "Weapon of Choice" - the video with Christopher Walken dancing is a whole couple of minutes shorter than the record: if you're singing along to the video, ignore any line that's prefixed with a "-" and it should still scan.

Chrisopher Walken is definitely the best bad guy called "Max" in any Bond or Batman film... in fact, if I were making a film today, he'd be my Baddie of Choice.
Don't be shocked by his style and poise
Christopher Walken the Baddie of choice
Psychopath - you can tell by his voice
Christopher Walken the Baddie of choice

So much more than one of the boys
You can check him on out, he's the Baddie of choice, yeah
- It beats reading Ulysses, by Joyce (aah...)
- Christopher Walken, the Baddie of choice yeah

Chorus:
You can call him Chris
Or you can call him Max
You can call him Chris
Or you can call him Max
You can call him Chris
Or you can call him Max
Call him one of us

You can call him Chris
Or you can call him Max
You can call him Chris
Or you can call him Max
You can call him...

Shraeck against Batman, he won't defeat the Bat
Shraeck against Batman, he won't defeat the Bat
Shraeck against Batman, he won't defeat the Bat
Fighting Batman, and he's called Max

- Don't think I he's been seen playing cowboys
- Christopher Walken the Baddie of choice
- Don't be shocked if his hair turn turquoise
- Christopher Walken the Baddie of choice

Max Zorin in the Bond film
Max Zorin in the Bond film
Max Zorin in the Bond film

Chorus

And Walken, he is known
Through the hemisphere, his throne
How he love to bring baddies to life, yeah
Oh, he say:
"I guess it's in my training
It's gone beyond entertaining"
That bad guy who wisecracks
He's called Max
- He's a song and dance man
- He's in Fat Slim's video
- He can dance, you know
- Check it out

- He way outshines the glitter of the stars
- He way outshines the glitter of the stars
- Yeah

Chorus
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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 3.8
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Billy Florio - February 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I should give you a 5 just for fitting in this line: "- It beats reading Ulysses, by Joyce (aah...)" HAHAHAHAHA
mike - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
break eject eject eject
mike - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
funk i am cheese or prop word 4*
BREAK EJECT EJECT EJECT - December 25, 2024 - Report this comment
4 THEY CATCH YA CHAINSMOKING

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