I don't care if all my toys break (or if the joints get loose and limp)
Fact of life with which I'm game to roll
Replace 'em, ditch the old (get a good price and sold, it's good for parts, I'm told)
If you want to get my rage real high
Then just have that tiny missile go real high
And if my left eye gets missed
In the ether, it's gone, that'll be the very last time it's seen

One flight, it's out of sight
Lost the accessories, always makes me so irate
Now the set isn't completed
Can't find it, trust me, I've tried
Lost the accessories, lost the accessories
Won't be just one, will get repeated, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Why must I be a plastic loser?
Hard to find, tiny guns and crap
It makes my face fall
And there's no way I can afford (can't afford)
Loose parts on eBay, it's sad (least I find it sad)
Won't buy that (can't buy that, no)

Check my couch seats ten times
Lost the accessories, fills my head and heart with hate
I thought that I had secured it
But nein, it seems that was lies
Lost the accessories, lost the accessories
Played too hard, so the air unhooked it, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Whether it's for Christmas or my birthday, still a bummer
When parts get loose, I've lost count of the real number
In the depths of my mind, it's six bajillion or close
Probably only eight, the point is my toys have less use, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Each time, a new goodbye
Lost the accessories, even if the toy's not great
Wish I was not a completist
So slight (whoa), they're (oh) jealous of rice
Lost the accessories, lost the accessories
Please, don't act like a damn elitist, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Won't find them "in no time" (takes more time, think you'll find)
Lost the accessories since I was four years of age
I swear they're all lost forever, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
You try, nada's what you'll find (you won't find them, don't try)
Lost the accessories, lost the accessories (the accessories)
You'll call my old home? Aren't you clever, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh