I am a record dealer
Fitting you with music in the form of words
And I don't really care how they sound
As long as the boombox is booming
That's quite an interest I'm in

This ain't ELP, it's a CD single
This ain't ELP, it's a CD single
This ain't ELP, it's a CD single
Comes with an extended version too

I'm a music fan, and the albums I have are so intricate, are so intricate
I'm a music fan, and the albums I have are so intricate, are so intricate

I wrote rock numbers bent on me (about the songs I hate)
Comparing certain songs to others (I rather listen to Klymaxx)
At night, I'll crash a suburban concert there
Got to show off Lazy Town's "You Are A P-P-P-Pirate"

This ain't ELP, it's a CD single
This ain't ELP, it's a CD single
This ain't ELP, it's a CD single
That song comes out of a longplay thing

I'm a music fan, and the albums I have are so intricate, are so intricate
I'm a music fan, and the albums I have are so intricate, are so intricate

All the men on the dance floor didn't pause
And all the women barely walked into the room
Sing until you all exhaust

This ain't ELP, it's a CD single
This ain't ELP, it's a CD single
This ain't ELP, it's a CD single
This ain't ELP, it's a CD single
This ain't ELP, it's a CD single
This ain't ELP, it's a CD single

I'm a music fan, and the albums I have are so intricate, are so intricate
I'm a music fan, and the albums I have are so intricate, are so intricate