I try to make you laugh out loud
(They come right to me in my brain)
Write them up and post them in my blog
Who’s next? I still don’t know
(Man I still don’t know, man I still don’t know)
And three times I’ve done “1985”
I’ve done Creed, Green Day, Jet and The White Stripes
Also Alicia Keys
And just so you know,
Eminem was still the first one for me

One more than ninety-nine
One hundred parodies
even though some weren’t that great
"I like their song so much better"
Yea right, say it one more time
One hundred parodies, one hundred parodies
I’ve done Usher, Weezer and T-Pain

Still don’t know about the future
But at this rate, it can’t be bad
No, not bad at all
I’ve done Fergie and Daniel Powter (and Hinder)
I’ve reached the hundred at last (finally, at last)
Van Halen (Hate the Teacher)

One more than ninety-nine
One hundred parodies
even though some weren’t that great
"I like their song so much better"
Yea right, say it one more time
One hundred parodies, one hundred parodies
I’ve done Korn, Shop Boyz and Survivor

Not yet N*Sync, I’ve got the Backstreet Boys number
182, Billy Idol and Alice Cooper
Kelly Clarkson-four times, and who’s next? I don’t know
I’m one song away from hitting the hundred mark, whoa

One more than ninety-nine
One hundred parodies
even though some weren’t that great
"I like their song so much better"
Yea right, say it one more time
One hundred parodies, one hundred parodies
"Yea, I like your version much better"

One more than ninety-nine (One more than, ninety-nine)
One hundred parodies
even though some weren't that great
"I like their song so much better"
Yea right, say it one more time (One more than, ninety-nine)
One hundred parodies, one hundred parodies
“Dude, your versions are so much better”