I am a male who's just
Putting on my girlfriend's blue denim long skirt
And my girlfriend saw me, she's being scared
Then she's just running away from me, what else have I thought?

This ain't long pants, it's a denim long skirt
This ain't long pants, it's a denim long skirt
This ain't long pants, it's a denim long skirt
I have a feminine side, I digress
I've just mistook it
For funny looking long pants, is that true? Long pants, is that true?
I've just mistook it
For funny looking long pants, is that true? Long pants, is that true?

I wrote a book about a boy (who's acting coy)
Who's wearing a denim long skirt ("primadonno" on the cover)
At night, some people liked me when I'm really hot
Wearing a denim long skirt, but some guys might confuse me

This ain't long pants, it's a denim long skirt
This ain't long pants, it's a denim long skirt
This ain't long pants, it's a denim long skirt
I'm quite a fool please, just ignore me
I've just mistook it
For funny looking long pants, is that true? Long pants, is that true?
I've just mistook it
For funny looking long pants, is that true? Long pants, is that true?

All the boys wearing long denim skirts and no one else... sing until your parents show up

This ain't long pants, it's a denim long skirt
This ain't long pants, it's a denim long skirt
This ain't long pants, it's a denim long skirt
This ain't long pants, it's a denim long skirt
This ain't long pants, it's a denim long skirt
This ain't long pants, it's a denim long skirt
I've just mistook it
For funny looking long pants, is that true? Long pants, is that true?
I've just mistook it
For funny looking long pants, is that true? Long pants, is that true?