I am a good critic
Fill my gut
With weapons in the form of food
Do I have to care
About my weight gain?
As long as they all taste good, this is the stuff that I’m in, yeah

This ain’t a snack, it’s a vast buffet rage
(This ain’t a snack, it’s a vast buffet rage)
This ain’t a snack, it’s a vast buffet rage
Ham and pork shoulders, chow down, I suggest

Craving on chopped lambs and the fries I’m eating
Have some thrilling taste, have some thrilling taste
I can stand a chance with some steaks I’m eating
It’s all-around taste, it’s all-around taste

I’ll stuff myself up with some ribs (smothered in bbq)
And go with cauliflowers to boot (cheese covering them, will ya?)
Dessert I’m getting will be cookies topped with cake
Or honeydew melon cubes or pine… pineapple steaks

This ain’t a snack, it’s a vast buffet rage
(This ain’t a snack, it’s a vast buffet rage)
This ain’t a snack, it’s a vast buffet rage
Stomach be full as if I’m a glutton

Grab some soda cans, I dig Coke Zero
With sugarless taste, with sugarless taste
All you eat I can, anything goes here
Various kinds of taste, various kinds of taste

All the pie-eating contestants that I’m with, and hot dog-eating contestants that I’d like to come over, sing until your belly feels down
(This ain’t a snack, it’s a vast buffet rage)
(This ain’t a snack, it’s a vast buffet rage) Stop eating now
(This ain’t a snack, it’s a vast buffet rage)
(This ain’t a snack, it’s a vast buffet rage) Am I hungry for more?
(This ain’t a snack, it’s a vast buffet rage)
This ain’t a snack, it’s a vast buffet rage

I’ll be craving spam and some sausages that
Have some thrilling taste, have some thrilling taste
Can we stand a chance which we won’t let any
Food go down to waste, food go down to waste?