Tums (Tune to One)

(Music)
Ow ow ow ow ow
(More, Music)
Ow ow ow ow ow

I ate
To much for dinner
Now I'm feeling sick
Sick
Deep down inside
I wish that I knew why
Why
Do I feel so ashamed of what I ate
Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go away.

Its hard to figure out the problem with my diet
You say I eat to much, but you should just be Quiet!

Tums, they're really good for me
And they help me when I'm weak
'Stead of sick for a whole week
I tried
Mylanta and Rolaids
But they just aren't worth it
And Before another "visit"
I pop in another Tum

Now that
Everything
Is back the way it was
I
Can eat just like before
I've got my Tums!
But
Carried away is how I often get
When
In front of me a plate is set.

Still hard to figure out the problem with my diet
I do Not eat to much, No I don't! You should Be quiet!

Tums, they're really good for me
And they help me when I'm weak
'Stead of sick for a whole week (a Week!?)
I tried
Mylanta and Rolaids
But they just aren't worth it
And Before another "visit"
I pop in another Tum

(More MORE Music)
Owww, ohhhh, the Pain!

Tums..they're really good for me
And they help me when I'm weak
'Stead of sick for a whole week (a Week!?)
I tried
Mylanta and Rolaids
But they just aren't worth it
And Before another "visit"
I pop in another Tum

Tums they're really good for me
And they help me when I'm weak
'Stead of sick for a whole week (a Week!?)
I tried
Mylanta and Rolaids
But they just aren't worth it
And Before another "visit"
I pop in another Tum

Pop in another Tum (you gotta pop in another tum)
Ohh, pop in another Tum! (gotta pop, gotta pop in another tum)
ohhh, tums (gotta pop gotta pop in another tum)

(Misc. Talking/Singing)