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Song Parodies -> "Merry Christmas and a Bright New Year!"

Original Song Title:

"Bring Me To Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"Merry Christmas and a Bright New Year!"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

Weird? Yes. Crazy? Perhaps. Joyful? Absolutely! Merry Christmas!
Now, can you sing those special songs, like 'Deck the halls?'
Lead as we carol in the streets
We're having Christmas fun!
We'll warm your soul, although the weather's gotten cold
Until you find the joy and lead it back home

(Jingle Bells!)
Jingle all the way
(Jingle Bells!)
In a one horse sleigh
(Merry!)
Merry Christmas, have a cup of cheer!
(Almost time)
Year is almost done
(Auld Lang Syne)
Countdown everyone
(Merry!)
Merry Christmas and a bright New Year!

Now is the time without a doubt
the joyful season
Sing season's greetings one and all
It's Christmas time

Jingle all the way
(Jingle Bells!)
In a one horse sleigh
(Merry!)
Merry Christmas, have a cup of cheer!
(Almost time)
Year is almost done
(Auld Lang Syne)
Countdown everyone
(Merry!)
Merry Christmas and a bright New Year!


It's Christmas time
(*whispered* Merry Christmas to all! And a happy New Year!)
It's Christmas time

Weather outside...is frightful, but...the fire's so...delightful
Darling let it snow...'cause don't you know...It's Christmas time...

(McCoy)
All the presents underneath my Christmas tree
The fireplace is roaring here in front of me
(Amy Lee)
I've been singing a thousand songs, it seems
'Specially the one with five golden rings
(McCoy)
Four calling birds- three French hens- two turtle doves
(spoken) a partridge in a pear tree
Now who could ask for more?
(Amy Lee) It's Christmas time!

Jingle all the way
(Jingle Bells!)
In a one horse sleigh
(Merry!)
Merry Christmas, have a cup of cheer!
(Almost time)
Year is almost done
(Auld Lang Syne)
Countdown everyone
(Merry!)
Merry Christmas and a bright New Year!


It's Christmas time
(*whispered* Merry Christmas to all! And a happy New Year!)
It's Christmas time
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good back rub!

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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AussieBullDog - December 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Pacing was slightly off in places, but a good job.
Birgitta - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Syncronos,I'm just loving your stuff-I hope to someday be able to write like you.TC-Birgitta
EmiLoca - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
This is insanely funny...it's such a morbid song and you completely reversed the meaning. I sang this to the actual song...keep up the good work!
Evanescence_Obbsed - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! I think I'll sing that on Christmas Eve to scare my parents. LOL.

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