(Spoken)
Here's a song that I wrote as a parody
For www.amiright.com

I hate you very much Bill Gates
I hate you for the errors on the net
Four-O-Four errors
When I hear a folklore
That's more than geting mad at him

So I hate you very much Bill Gates
For putting "Cannot Find Server" error on the net
AOL is a dear service
So I like "You've got Mail"
Everybody doesn't like strong errors or so
There getting mad when they don't see their favorite sites
So I hate you so very much

I hate you for putting those 403 forbidden error
I think he's hidden a dirty secret
From Napster to Kazzaa, and end in lawsuits
Let's send Mr. Gates a clear signal and get rid of 404
He's a uppity rich nerd, at lease he's isn't female
So I hate you so very much

So I hate you for putting those 404 errors
I hate you and I have everthing you do
Those 500 errors must be a fake
You've haven't got a pride
As far as I concerend you've just like a another Steve Urkel
And as I hate those errors
So I hate you so very much

So I hate you as much as writter Violet Wells
For giving free music's free away
It's really a problem, I can't see my site
The go-go is a no-no since the censors here to say
'You can't say the word you you're going to bleep out'
So I hate you so very much

So what the internet fails
When I see the DNS
So I hate you so very much!