(Spoken)
XANDER999:
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Strong Saiyan please stand up?
I repeat will the real Strong Saiyan please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here...

(song kicks in...)

XANDER999:
Y'all act as if you've never read a spoof artist before,
Jaws all on the floor when mates like Goku just burst through the door,
Start rapping with me with quick wit galore,
With most of the Dragoball Z cast like Vegeta.
It's the return of the...
GOKU:
Oh wait, no way, your kidding? Roshi said what I thought he did? Did he?
XANDER999:
And Vegeta said...
...Nothing you idiots Vegeta's head, is stuck in a placement,
GOKU:
Cartoon geeks love Dragonball,
blah-blah, blah-blah, that Goku, I'm sick of him,
Look at him, flying around dragging his 'you-know-what',
Attacking 'you-know-who',
CHI-CHI:
Yeah, but he's so cute though.
GOKU:
Yeah, I've probably got a few screws lost in my head, ya,
But no worse what went on with Bulma and Vegeta,
VEGETA:
Sometimes, I go to Katarott and just let loose,
But can't, 'cause I know inside me that I would lose,
Bulma's on my lips, servant woman's on my lips.
And if they are cruel, Funimation will cut all the best bits,
And this is the message I deliver to little kids,
I'M PRINCE OFF ALL SAIYANS, MESS WID ME YOU'LL FEEL MY FISTS!
XANDER999:
Of course they gonna know what violence is,
by the time the first ep ends,
They got Cartoon Network don't they?
VEGETA:
We ain't nothing but primals; Well, some of of us fly off,
Who leave us alone to just laugh and cough,
GOKU:
But we can kill that Freeza and that Ginyu Force,
Then there's no reason that Cell and that other one can't enforce,
The reason that I need, I need to fight a lot,
VEGETA:
One day I will kill Goku, err...I meant KATAROTT!

XANDER999:
I'm the real deal
Yes I'm Xander-three-nine,
All you other Xander's, yeah, are not genuine,
So won't the genuine article please stand up, please stand up,
GOHAN:
My dad's the strong Sayian,
He's the strongest flipping Sayian,
all you other super Sayians are just left out payin',
The Real Strong Sayian in money, in money, in money...

GOKU:
That Tenchi don't have to fight in his show to get viewers,
Well I do, so kick him, and you too.
Do you think he gives a dam about an Anime?
Half you anoraks can't stand him, let alone stand me!
PICCOLO:
"Goku, what if you win? wouldn't it be wierd?"
HERCULE:
Why? Don't you guys know that he cheats yeah!
Cause I'm that killed Cell, while standing way over their,
Man, Videl and her boyfriend better fight then first,
So I can sit next to that hot chick 'n' that Hurst,
And hear her argue over who killed that big Cell first.
GOHAN:
That Hercule but himself before me on ZTV,
"Yeah he tried, but I kill that evil Cell like that, Hehe!"
I should travel back in time in Trunk's machine,
And show the whole who how you killed 16! (Wha?)
I'm sick of you people who think that I'm the great Sayiaman,
So I've sent here as part of a plan.
XANDER999:
There are few people just them,
Who fight like them,
Who care about their friends like them,
Who run like them,
Kick, punch, and throw like ME!,
It may be the next best thing,
but not D-B-Z!

XANDER999:
I'm the real deal
Yes I'm Xander-three-nine,
All you other Xander's, yeah, are not genuine,
So won't the genuine article please stand up, please stand up,
GOHAN:
My dad's the strong Sayian,
He's the strongest flipping Sayian,
all you other super Sayians are just left out payin',
The Real Strong Sayian in money, in money, in money...


PICCOLO:
I'm the Namek to listen to,
'Cause I only talk about,
Things that involve violence on top a bridge of doom,
The only different is I'm strong enough to fight it instead y'all,
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all.
XANDER999:
We do what we do and hit it,
And whether you'd hate to admit it,
I just spoof it better than 90% of you spoofers out there,
And you wonder how these can beat up these villians like pillows.
VIDEL:
It's funny, cuz at the rate I'm going when I'm 30,
I'll the only person in the coffee morning active,
Kicking villains' asses when I'm making Love to Gohan and I'm working,
But his viagra isn't working.
GOHAN:
Oh that Videl is a real hoot you can tell that she's joking,
VIDEL:
He could be working for a evil king, kicking up the crap he brings,
Or in the great-great hall doing-it,
Shouting,
GOHAN:
WANNA FIGHT ME? STEP UP!
VIDEL:
With his hair blonde and his muscles pumped!
GOKU:
So will the genuine article please stand up,
VEGETA:
And all of you rip-offs have a stand-off,
XANDER999:
Be pround to be one-of-a-kind, and from your chest,
Scream it out loud, loud as you can, that "YOU ARE THE BEST!"

XANDER999:
I'm the real deal
Yes I'm Xander-three-nine,
All you other Xander's, yeah, are not genuine,
So won't the genuine article please stand up, please stand up,
GOHAN:
My dad's the strong Sayian,
He's the strongest flipping Sayian,
all you other super Sayians are just left out payin',
The Real Strong Sayian in money, in money, in money...
XANDER999:
I'm the real deal
Yes I'm Xander-three-nine,
All you other Xander's, yeah, are not genuine,
So won't the genuine article please stand up, please stand up,
GOHAN:
My dad's the strong Sayian,
He's the strongest flipping Sayian,
all you other super Sayians are just left out payin',
The Real Strong Sayian in money, in money, in money...