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Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} what's my name again?
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} what's my name again?

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?

Hi kids! Do you like Barney the Purple Dinosaur? (nah! nah! nah!)
Wanna see me stick M&M's through each one of my eyelids? (What?)
Wanna try me and see if I like it like I did? (whatever!)
Try dope and get stoned worse than my pet Rock? (Huh?)
My fame's dead weight, I'm tryin to set my mind straight
but I can't figure out if I want to impregnate Britney (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!, she's a slut!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face blue? Man you just spew!"
Well since age one hundred twelve, I've felt like I'm nothin' else
Cause I hung my pathetic self from the top bunk with a pink belt
Got too crazy and loving my Britney Spears's poster
And smacked myself so hard, got a memory loss,
staring to see her on a church cross
I snuff a fat pound of crank nothin more
and my girl's nothin but a stank whore
uglier than a fat bitch who liked me in the past
C'mere, baby (Shady, get off my leg, man!)
I don't care, God made me so stoned and drunk, ain't got no luck

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Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} what's my name again?
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} what's my name again?

My bible teacher wanted to flunk me in a school for preachers
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll gonna be someone, not
I smacked him in his face with his book, thanked him for everything I took
and hung his underwear up on the coat rack (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the dance club, had some girls glancing me
All girls laced up their tops, told me I'm nothin, so stop!
phone E.T. and told them to come and get me, feelin so lonely
screamin at me from their spaceship "Don't phone us, let us alone!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was hated by more
I just found out my mom still at it, nothin but a mama whore (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be famous....
Write a book about making fun of my friends and callin name us (yeah right!)
You know you regret everything, takin away my diamond rings
tellin me that I'm gay, like some one who don't know how to play (Huh!)
This guy at Pokemon club asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Lame-O, where's my photograph?, man!'

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Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} what's my name again?
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} what's my name again?

Stop the movie! This kid doesn't need to see this! (Get him!)
Mama, don't hurt me or hit me...it hurts, GET OUT!
I'm not ready to go, it's too scary to get old (F**k that!)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and be buried (Duh!)
Am I gonna be stuck with those dead people? I can barely know them
I see dead people, like a half of dead guy -- dare me to lie? (Who cares?)
All my life I was hiding, so I'm ain't lying
I ain't had a mama who cares...she's so scared to be there
Clothes so raggy like that man on the street (That was you, man!)
I sleep on my shelf, I'll hide myself so I won't have to face those elfs (Heh, Heh)
When I was little, Santa told me that they're comin to get me
WHY THEY'RE COMING FOR ME? (WAH!)
PLEASE DON'T, JUST LET IT BE (WAHHH!)
I'm sleeping awake and hiding myself under the cover
Put a bulleproof vest on and nothin there to discover (Who's there?)
I'm so scared, hoping it's la lover (Nah...they're pretty mean)
And by the way, Have ya heard of a town of Clover? (Yeah?)
Tell that deaf guy who has been writing about me, Tell him it's over!

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Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. {scratches} what's my name again?
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} what's my name again?