Y'all act like you never been made fun of before
Jaws all on the floor like i walked in from the store
and started callin myself hardcore
like I haven't made Carrot mad before
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just put me on his website, did he?"
And Carrot wants to-- kill me you idiots!
blondy shouldn't have hit me in the first place, jerk!

grunge kids love the great penguin chigga chigga chigga great penguin im sick a him Look at him, walkin around trying to make people mad
without Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he made fun of you too!" (i'mma kill him!)
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
but who cares i get hits from it dude
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
cuz no one knows me and im just a crazy kid with the brain of a moose
"my site is on your mind, my site is on your mind"
And if I'm lucky, you might just leave a little message
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know why everyone laughs at 'em when they lisp
Of course they gonna know what my site is
By the time they in 4th grade
They done hacked it haven't they?
"We ain't nothing but Losers" Well, some of us webmasters
who cut other people's pride open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if they can make fun of us and torture us
then there's no reason that we cant go and do the same
{*DORK!*} But if you feel like I feel, come and join the club
Carrot chase me with a club sing the chorus and it goes:

Chorus: Repeat twice for the stupid people!

I'm The Great Penguin Yes I'm a webmaster
All you other webmasters are just imitating
So won't the real Great Penguin please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?



Mallerdee don't defame in her site to get hits
well I do, so she sucks and you suck too
You think I really care bout happy customers
Half you visitors can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Penguin, what if they did, wouldn't that be weird?"
Why would they? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here at the pep rally's next to L.j and Jesse
you know better switch me seats
so I can sit next to all the preps and geeks
and hear 'em argue over which way to punch my lights out behind the sheets
You little dorks, try to tell me to change my site
"I'm the blonde and If you don't change your site I'll get carrot, hee hee!"
I should take more pictures to school and humiliate them even more
and show the whole world they can make really cute couples {*THAT WACK!*}
I'm sick of you little preppy cheerleading groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to insult you (*PREPS!*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who express anger like me; who hate preps like me,
who act like me; walk, talk then run like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus


My sites like a head trip to visit to, cause I'm only givin you
things you talk about with your friends inside your home room
The only difference is I'm brave enough say it
on the web and I don't gotta be false or subliminal about it at all
I just get on the 'net and tell it
and whether you like to admit it {*DORKS*} I just tell it
better than ninety percent of the webmasters out can
Then you wonder why 400 kids go to the site a month
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm twenty
I'll be the only one of all-a-yall with money
Pinchin pennies so hard i make honest abe scream
And I'm trying to make more money but the stocks just aint workin
In every single person is a Smart Allick lurkin
And pretty soon I'll be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings cussing as much as the stupid blonde guy in Mckee's class
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "All-a-yall suck"
with my windows down and my system up
So, will the real Penguin please stand up?
And tell Carrot to please shut up
And be proud to have a good mind but its outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus 2X

Ha Ha
There's a little smart allick in all of us

that'll teach them not to mess with us