Where's my card?
I lost my card to punch in - where'd it go?
Not again

Have you ever been had a boss that you never did like
I do; I have a boss that no one does like
Paper signed for misbehaved times, closing at night
Go ahead write me up because I left you behind
all these rules I have to follow that cannot be broken
Some help from the opens man this is what I am hopin'
Not takin nothin from no one give her hell long as I'm workin'
Keep gettin' on her nerves for the fun of the purpose
As soon as the doors are locked my shirt becomes untucked
See you can write me up like I'll ever give a f*ck
Look at me now; You probaly want to get rid of me now, don't you Mitzi
Gonna make you look so ridiculous now

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Here you go Mitzi
You know never did like you
Ever since the first time I met you; so today
I'm letting out frustrations (here I go)
I said here you go Mitzi
You know never did like you
Ever since the first time I met you; so today
I'm letting out frustrations

Ha! I got six write ups in the past month
and I don't know if I'll get fired
So before that happens and they start a new hire
I'm a expose it; Let me take you back to 2001
before I ever knew who this b*tch even was
I became the best, it only took me a couple of months
My other manager clocked me out for not taking a lunch
was a joke, I wonder if she even knows the truth
No I don't second guess I figure what's the use
I look at others, and I see them doing the same damn thing
Yeah I'll admit to it, but that's me being me
Should I go into work or just call in sick
I don't know, there something I missed
So I did it, she's working so I called in sick today
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest sh*t I did was not signing that write up
'Cause I'da been gone; just somewhere out on the streets
Where I work, I'd like to tell you all about my feelings

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Yeah I would diss her just to get some more recognition
Take a minute to read this for the person I am dissin'
Just take over in my position; and witness my vision
this dumb ass blond manager tryin to do her job prescription
Always b*tchin' at someone to try to get them to listen
Right things by the system, this chick has ditsy blond syndrome
The whole time I was made to believe I was right when I wasn't
until you came, nothings the same, it seems this way doesn't it?
Now what is your reason for writing me up this last time?
Is it because you forgot to write me up the other time?
But guess what? You're annoying and we all know that you're lonely
As we hire new people they're gonna learn that you're phony
And everyone's so happy when you're not working your shift
But just remember this - get on my nerves and watch me quit
What I don't get is that everything you do I do is wrong
Bitch do your job - let me do my thing and leave me alone
But how dare you try to just us when you don't even close
You stupid b*tch; when you work it's left dirty the most
Remember when I told you I'll leave just like I said that I would?
Well guess what, I am gone - I'm leavin' this place for good

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