[Chorus]
There once was a bad guy who I used to slay
Now hes a good guy and not alive today
I used to sit and goof tryin to kill him and ben has proof
I dystroyed his death star just blew up the roof
They bilt it with platinum, I’d just laugh at him
Look whats happening, that I didnt imagine
Eighty something million days worldwide later,
I find out my dads darth vader

[Verse 1]
Im on the bright side not on the shady
You must pay me, "why you a douchebag be?",
Stay away and dont play with me, im by myself rockin with a ukulele
On sale a rip off daisy
Whys my daddy gotta go and be flippin crazy
Im slim his Jay-z tryin to rap ice, ice baby
Maybe it’s because I never had a mother raise me
Dada left me and turned to the dark side
Never was there show no pride
Always went a lone down the slide
He left me and leia because
He wanted more time to kill, but its all he does
You wouldn’t listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started
Now your just a scary olsd man real retarded
Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust
I never thought it’d come to this, I outta just be honest but

[Chorus]