2 double wide belts go round his backside/round his backside, round his backside (Repeat Refrain 1)

Guess whos fat, fat again/ Tim is fat, ate his friend/ Guess who's fat, guess who's fat, guess who's fat.

Tim is a monster, he don't want to
Eat them munchies no more, he wants to chow on chopped liver
Well if you want liver, this is what I'll give ya
A little mustard seed mixed with some wheat crackers
Cuz of that fat, they had to jumpstart his heart, quicker than a
Burger you bought at the drive thru mini mart, You'll start barfing
When he's rocking the table while he's hunched and scarfing
He's waited this long to stop his eating, but now he's back, he's on the rage and really craving
I know that you've gotten used to eating, but Timmy, your heart's gonna stop beating.
So the DMV won't let him be, or let him be on the road you see
They tried to pull him over down by the sea, he jumped on in so they screamed "Free Willy!"
So grab the dip, get it on your lips, eat that, eat them chips and get some crumbs on your tits and get ready, cuz Tims
about to get heavy (ier)
He just ripped my new suit, screw you Fattie!

Now this looks like a job for Tim, so everybody just follow him
Cuz he needs a bit of a bigger belly, cuz it feels so empty without jelly (X2)

Little helpings, then he gets feeling rebellious,
Embarrassed, his gut still bigger than Paris
He starts to feel like his diet is helpless, 'til Subway came along on a mission and yells "Tim!"
But he don't like veggies, veggies are scary, could start a gas problem, polluting the air. what a rebel
So let me revel an ask, the fact that Tim is getting so fat
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of his ass you didn't ask to see
Well he's fat (batman sound) fix your kitchen sink bent over and then he's gonna
Git stuck in there cuz his guts hitting the counter
The center of attention, bigger than a bouncer
Looks like a homo, the best wrestler in sumo
He'll talk to your kids and then he'll steal their Kudos
Testing "Attention Please" if you see Tim getting skinny, someone please tell me
He's lost 10 pounds, he'll get it back you see
A nuisance, who can get rid of him for me?

Chorus (X2)

A triskit, a biscuit, he's a big slob, he'll smack anyone eating his shisk-ka-bob. Emeril Legasse you better
cook some kielbasa
cuz Tims lips are looking pretty glossy, and Bobby,
you're gonna get tromped by Timmy, an 18 year old big boned blobby
You don't know him, you're to skinny, so get out, before he breaks your couch.
So lets go, give me a winch, and I'll be there with a whole crew to get him out of the tub
He don't smoke dope, but sucks on his thumb, whenever he cant get himself some grub
But sometimes it seems, he drools on his shirt just to disgust me
So this must mean he's disgusting, and its not just me, he IS chubby!
Though he's not the first person to be flabby
He is the worst thing since that Dear Abby, to eat Black Olives so intently
And use it to get himself porky (Hay!)
That's a concept that works
20 million overweight kids will splurge
and there gonna eat all the fish in the sea, till theres not a single one left for me

Chorus (X2)

(Mumble Mumble, Mumble, Mumble, Mouth Full) X2 "TIM!"