Okay..
Guess who's back... great to see
Yes, he's back, S.T.G.
Now people log onto the site board,
on the site board, I'm a site whore.
Now people log onto the site board,
Alright stop... banana time

New parodies, yes, I'm back
My new task is a stab at rap,
And I don't mean rap as in a new trip
Of Em and Kim's new relationship
" Aah aah aah aah aah"
No worries, Ricky's got a brand new stash of songs
What's new these days, it's AmIWrong.
There's twenty par'dies of "Thong Song".
And that's not a jab at Sisqo
That's just a metaphor, slick like Crisco
On hiatus from here sometimes
Come back outta control with my rhymes
Emi, yo' take it for a ride,
Spoof off, type the words and just glide
Up the center of the modem
Like TV for my bordom
And it's cool if the spelling's so-so
Nobody's gonna know, who'd see it
Give a little "doot doot" it's okay (AIM message "goodbye")
Oops, spellcheck that script
And people knows you are illiterate.

{*Chorus*}
Now I'm gonna make you laugh,
Yes, I'm back, yeah Cat shake that ass
Whoops! I mean John... John, John, John
" Don't you know you're the bomb"
Alright now lose it
" bla bla bla bla bla"
Just lose it
" Nah nah nah nah nah"
We're crazy
" Hahahahahah"
And lazy
" Baa Baa"
And hazy, crazy.
"Caa Caa"


{Sung}
It's Friday and it's my day
Update par'dies all the way to Sunday.
Make one on Monday, Pippin and Merry
Know that it's juust another day.
Hobbits on the webpage, makin' fun of me, see.
Arwen, get down, Alvin don't know.
I dunno where I'm goin', all I know is when I get there
Someone's gonna "vote this par'dy"

{Rap}
Excuse me Chris, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you vote my parody, and comment right there,
Spoof with me, maybe record a song, "kewl"
Now what's your game, Paul, what's your sign?
["S, you must be up out your mind"]
Paul Robinson! I'm blind.
I'm just trying to unwind, now I'm...

Now I'm gonna make you laugh,
Yes, I'm back, yeah Ann O'nymous
Whoops! I mean Pete... Pete, Pete, Pete
" Don't you know you're so neat?"
Alright now lose it
" bla bla bla bla bla"
Just lose it
" Nah nah nah nah nah"
We're crazy
" Hahahahahah"
And lazy
" Baa Baa"
And hazy, crazy.
"Caa Caa"


[Verse 3]
{Sung}
It's Tuesday and I'm logged off,
No emails, spoofin' a rap and,
They say I was makin' fun of Dre,
In my bedroom singing
" Aah aah aah aah aah"
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much, I've gone crazy
My new song got no votes, I was vote-raped
Yellin' at neminem to "vote my par'dy"

{Rap}
Now this is the part where the crap comes out
Pacings really bad, just like a Bush s-bomb.
Try to make a spoof of 8 Mile, ow
The G is back, people trying to save themselves
Snap back to this parody, look it is S.T.G.
My funnies make you crack up? I'm a grown man
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba
I think I've lost my mind right here so,
Chubba tubba tell me Chucky (what?), lucky(what?)
Yes, I'm back feeling a little bit ducky (what?)
Short songs, long songs, bit songs, hit song,
Good songs, Bad songs, nothing with a schlong.
Everyone report to the site board
It's your chance for, a little contest or,
Rhyme changing, it's the rage and
Just go "aah aah aah aah", it's so annoying.

Now I'm gonna make you laugh,
Yes, I'm back, yeah Chuck, I'm so crass
Whoops! I mean Pip... Pip, Pip, Pip
" Don't you know you're a trip?"
Alright now lose it
" bla bla bla bla bla"
Just lose it
" Nah nah nah nah nah"
We're crazy
" Hahahahahah"
And lazy
" Baa Baa"
And hazy, crazy.
"Caa Caa"
{Outro:}
Mmhmm touch my body
Mmhmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body