Fishes!
*Erra*,
It feels so good to be back!

Pa-*Pa*-trick,
And Mr. Kra-*Kra*-Krabs,
Pla-*Pla*nkton,
And Mrs. Pu-*Ms. Puff*,
Sandy *Sandy*,
Flying Dutch-*Dutchman*,
Mermaid Man-*maid Man*,
*Chikka durr chi'durr*

Never been the type to sit, be quiet,
Always running around causing riots,
I'm a hyper freak,
In the reef, even though I'm quite weak,
Eat sundaes, my breath will reek,
All these people I couldn't help but reef-blow,
And times with Sandy practicing my karate throw,
All the fun I had with Mermaid Man's Conch Signal,
And Squidward don't want no bit of this, no!
Nothing is in my noodle,
That would warn me against creating an evil doodle,
And follow me as I lead you through Bikini Bottom,
From summer to autumn,

Come on, now,
Let's all get on down,
To a pineapple, now,
It is under the sea, now,
If nautical nonsense is something that you wish, now,
Let's get on down,
Squarepants,
Come on, now,
Let's all get on down,
To a pineapple, now,
It is under the sea, now,
If nautical nonsense is something that you wish, now,
Let's get on down,
Squarepants,

Get your snail on the track,
And kick on back,
(Boo!)
The smallest man in the sea, yeah, Plankton's back,
With a plan to ambush this Krabby Patty nation,
Make food fish mash their face in,
And push this generation,
Of fish to behave like his slaves to build something they might not like,
This fast food fight,
I'm involved in,
His plans, I just keep solvin',
If only one day, it should stall him,
Oh no, I won't leave, I won't go nowhere,
Running through the streets in my white underwear,
Yo-ho! Don't think I won't go there,
Go to the Dutchman's ship and blow bubbles there,
Yeah, he laughs until he fears his voice box is changing,
Painting Krabs' house and rearranging,
His laugh gets in your head and his voice is ranging,
And to top it off, he is also a bit strange, see?
Sit in the theaters and then he turns, you're gaspin',
But his breath wasn't caused by Penny, Chip or Used Napkin,
A giant worm in Bikini Bottom demands action,
Next thing you know you've got SpongeBob cryin', askin',
To not go after it, to return to town, Sandy,
Well they drove the worm off a cliff but the town was underneath,
They're in her dome now feedin' her snakes and her pet bees,
Next day at eight, a monster ate Wormy,
Insane crazy or crazy insane?
When I say Squarepants, you say Dutchman,
The show ain't changed and won't change its ways,
Two episodes late, the day's today!
Yo-ho!

Come on, now,
Let's all get on down,
To a pineapple, now,
It is under the sea, now,
If nautical nonsense is something that you wish, now,
Let's get on down,
Squarepants,
Come on, now,
Let's all get on down,
To a pineapple, now,
It is under the sea, now,
If nautical nonsense is something that you wish, now,
Let's get on down,
Squarepants,

Nothing moves me more than an alarm that wakes me,
Nothing wakes me more than a Patty freshly baked, G,
Nothing bakes it greater or beautifully than the yellow invertebrate that we know as Sponge-B.,
Come on, Squidward, try our product,
You'll like it, I promise,
Ain't nothing quite like it and so on and yada yada,
Gotta talk a lot of mindless jibby-jabber,
Blabby-blabber,
Jellyfishing jabber,
Talk and yabber yabber,
Keep quiet, more jellyfish to catch,
More shellfish to raise, more Plankton to catch,
What a buffoon,
He stole a balloon,
Days before his friends got bagged by a large baboon,
On your toes,
He's now without his clothes,
Achieving living in the wild, free,
Hungry like a fish without jelly,
Screw the fee! He can just filter feed!
Yeah, buddy, laugh, it's funny,
He has the power to have you giggle when he's doing practically nothing,
He's past bluffing,
Past squirrel jokes,
Let's get ready for some intense, serious stage cleaning!

Come on, now,
Let's all get on down,
To a pineapple, now,
It is under the sea, now,
If nautical nonsense is something that you wish, now,
Let's get on down,
Squarepants,
Come on, now,
Let's all get on down,
To a pineapple, now,
It is under the sea, now,
If nautical nonsense is something that you wish, now,
Let's get on down,
Squarepants,

Patrick Star, watch some Squarepants with me,
Mermaid Man, watch some Squarepants with me,
Krabs and Sandy, watch some Squaredance with me,
Mrs. Puff, watch some Squarepants with me,
Squidward, watch some Squarepants with me,
Dirty Bubble, watch some Squarepants with me,
Larry Lobster, watch some Squarepants with me,
Plankton, who wants to watch Squarepants with you?
Yeeha!
Woo!