A-a-a-a-AmIRight,
WOWAY,
Ha ha!
N-n-n-n-n-Newgrounds!
Ha ha!

"Cuz we came here to browse the internet,
Right, let's go online,
And if they still use dial-up connections, they'll lag behind,
"Cuz we don't wanna use AOL, we just don't have the time,
So close the pop-ups to the left, close the pop-ups to the right and browse this site,

Click the button to the homepage,
One more time, click the button to the homepage,
Come on now, new topic, web forum it's another post for "em,
Got you e-mailin' your pictures to me,
Get "em now!

Times up,
Game over,
One more high score,
"Bout to show these newbies how I completely Pwnz0r,
JK,
JP,
LMAO,
Total hax0r OMG LOL,
I'm a kick,
I give one every chatroom I'm in,
But I come back, sign back, with another log-in,
You're a n00b,
That means a player that is completely screwed,
Once you're gone you don't come back,

Oh! Too bad,
You're off the forum, see?
We banned your web IP,
We ain't no more your ghost, you,
Look! We out post you!
You walk around, mad, and let your anger blind you,
(We walk around posting emoticons behind you),
Enough with the trollin', back scrollin', patrollin',
You sit and you whine you should learn to pay attention,
To why the site's members get on you like an infection,
"Cuz nobody likes a n00b with a dial-up connection,

"Cuz we came here to browse the internet,
Right, let's go online,
And if they still use dial-up connections, they'll lag behind,
"Cuz we don't wanna use AOL, we just don't have the time,
So close the pop-ups to the left, close the pop-ups to the right and browse this site,


When Weirdo Jace says "Owned",
You are getting owned,
(I will own),
Owned! Owned! Owned!
And when Mad Genius says "Get, off my FTP",
(Get off!)
Down! Load! Is! Gone!

This download's tremendous,
And for the wrong intentions,
It takes minutes,
Because of my Ethernet connections,
We keep the forums rockin' off the base code,
We ain't showin' off, we're just going into 411 deface mode,
On Halo they say that I am soft, I am off, I am all washed up,
Knock it off, just "cuz I can snipe you from up top!
I am pissed, I am bad, you got the wrong user, men,
You must be lookin' for my buddy Driew_La_27,
Say, homie, take the pistol, I'll grab your flag in a second,
(What?)
The only thing worse than losing is not setting a world record,
(Bum, bum)
That's why we always save the best for last,
They let me out, ready to whoop some fresh n00bblues

We swam with the sharks,
Mingle with music pirates,
Spoke to a nation of angry Napster users that if it wasn't for that, they would have grown up to be an artist,
Who now are discouraged by the chart, is,
In the Rolling Stone pages,
CD sales are down now less than ever,
Now everyone gets them for free,
But leave it to me and Jace to solve the internet's problems,
Mad Genius rollin' wit us until the banning of all us and so,

"Cuz we came here to browse the internet,
Right, let's go online,
And if they still use dial-up connections, they'll lag behind,
"Cuz we don't wanna use AOL, we just don't have the time,
So close the pop-ups to the left, close the pop-ups to the right and browse this site,

(Al Gore! Come on!)
H-T-T-P, you know how we do,
My FTP server for all of you,
I use Apache for hosting storage, too,
No prison involved,
There's lots of music involved,
There's plenty of fields involved,
Sunday's a sunny day in the Unreal valley,
Every day is just another party,
From Seattle, all the way to the Silicon Valley, let's rally,
Wireless external server to dally,
Now Halo's about to leak,
Now Gates' about to speak,
Man, I am a geek,
I've been waiting this for weeks,
You can catch me in the study banging out the scores, to,
Provide you with the competition if all of you get bored, too,
Never say never,
We can see Microsoft together with i-Macintosh's label,
The Windows and iMacs,
Presents the future of the,
Next age!
(Maybe),
No one can do it better,
If we ever meet ya, we're control, alt, deletin' ya,

"Cuz we came here to browse the internet,
Right, let's go online,
And if they still use dial-up connections, they'll lag behind,
"Cuz we don't wanna use AOL, we just don't have the time,
So close the pop-ups to the left, close the pop-ups to the right and browse this site,

Yeah!
Ha ha!
Still Alt, F4!
2005!
And don't worry about that Duke Nukem game,
It's coming!
We gonna make them do it,
(Ha! Ha!)
WOWAY,
AmIRight,
Worth1000, Homestar Runner, HipHopFoundry, Pink Milk and Munchies,
Let's go!

(Pwn'd n00bs!
I almost forgot!
You're coming with me!
*World of WarCraft sounds*
Bye bye!
See you online, losers).