[Taking an order]
Welcome to McDonalds
How can I help you today?
Would you like to supersize that?
First window please

[Rainee] Man, are you down again?
[Wolve+Rainee] Not again! Everybody, listen up!
[Wolve] I'm down again! Who's the first to yell?
[Rainee] Somebody please help him. I think he's down once again

There's no day I cannot work, no sandwich I cannot make
Watch me work eight hours without a break
What do I gotta do to get through to you
To show you I can handle this job by myself
There's no brains used in this job
I put 'em down, but that was like three minutes ago in the greaser
Now the timers going off, no thats the fries what a teaser
Pull those fries they're nice and hot
I'm back home, I've been lying my a$$ off
All that time Jen and I been screwing with a condom off
(Suck it Jenny!) Please tell Mitzi she better back the hell off
Before I go insane crazy and start to blast off
And launch one at a customer and that's all
Blow up every restaurant except for the one that I work at
When is it done? When will the timer go off?
(*knocking*) Rainee, tell 'em girl -- (He's down again)

[CHORUS: Wolveroses + (Rainee)]
There's really nothing I can say, I-I can't explain it
(I think he's down once again)
A little help from Rainee, won't you tell 'em baby
(I think he's down once again)
There's nothing you could do or say, that won't ever change me
(I think he's down once again)
No one in this place that can help me, not even Janne
(I think he's down once again)

It's like Kim has always told me
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
and God dammit, how many times do I gotta tell you
If you're low on product then you have to put some down
. . . . Uh, you need to wait
It's 2 am and it's late, isn't this great
This order will only take a second to get up
And yes it's the one without any ketch-up
Why don't you just leave me alone, get your own
Has the clock reached three 'o clock yet so I can go home
Take my shower and jump on the net
Quit giving me trouble; can't you see that you're set?
If yous just leave me alone let me do my own thing
I'm settin' it off with my la-di-da sing
Was that the right grill, man I don't know no more
Am I the only one that doesn't give a f*ck any more?

[Chorus]

My jokes can make you cry, take you by surprise
At the same time, can make you dry your eyes
With just one line; so what you're seein' is a comedian at work
Which to me isn't work
It's easy to misunderstand me at first
'Cause when I joke, it's capping on
I speak my f*ck*n' mind
Say what I gotta say, no work and just play
Get stucked with all the million jobs at once
Get out late because I did no pre-close
I walk around the store looking very confused
Country music making my ears bleed, what to do
Going to the hospital with an ear infection
More pain in my brain whenever I begin to think
Millions of orders I begin to sink
Standing 'round doing nothing, yelling back and forth
'Til a car comes it's a number three with supersize four
And that's pretty much the gist of it
The customers get pissed and you know I love it
Boxes of meat stashed all over the walk-in floor
I don't blame you, I wouldn't even eat this food no more

[Chorus]

[Rainee]
Ha ha ha ha!
You're down once again!