Vince McMahon, Real Names With Gimmicks...

Professional wrestlers go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside.
Professional wrestlers go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside.

Ooooohhhhh!

Guess who's back, back again
Vinnie's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back...

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Turner no more they want Vinnie
They're chopped liver
Well if you want Vinnie, this is what you can see
A little bit of Shane mixed with some Stephanie
Some angles that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked in booking meetings
By the writers when they're not cooperating
I'm getting so old my blood is coagulating Hey
You waited this long to stop debating
Now I'm back, I'm on TV and losing ratings
I know you got a job Stephanie
But your husband's mic skills are complicating
So the PTC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So come on dip, bum on your lips
F*ck that show me your lips and show me your t!ts
And get ready cuz this shit's about to get random
I just settled all my lawsuits, f*ck you pandas!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need WWE,
Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need WWE,
Cause it feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still remember Lou Thesz
They start feeling like Goldberg is helpless,
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells bitch
A visionary, Austin is scary, could start a revolution,
Polluting the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got clubs of guys kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of J.R. you ask for me?
Well Randy Orton's not going any farther
He has the personality of running water
I enter, front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing in wrestling
Investing in your kids minds and nesting
Testing Attention Please
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need WWE,
Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need WWE,
Cause it feels so empty without me

A tisk - it a task - it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this sh*t that sh*t
Jerry Jarrett, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them Mean Street Posse bastards,
Superhero calls himself the S-H-I-T,
It's interesting that his name is Rosey
You don't know me, you're too old
Older than Rayman, nobody listens to Heyman
Now lets go, just give Rock the signal
He'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
HHH doped, suspenseful as Mabel
Ever since Evolution became a stable
But sometimes the sh*t just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this means I'm disgusting,
But its just me we're just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Billvis Wesley,
To do my booking so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
There's a concept that works
20 million other wrestling feds emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need WWE,
Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need WWE,
Cause it feels so empty without me

Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

Kids!