(Guy) Cuz I know you want this trenchcoat,
I think I want it too,
(Girl) I think I want it baby,
(Guy) I think that you do too
I'm here to give you girl,
all trenchcoats in the world
I want to buy together.
let our trenchie love unfurl
You know you want this trenchcoat,
you know I want it too,
They call me trenchcoat man,
I'm here to lavish you,
I want to give you girl,
all trenchcoats in the world,
(Girl) Ooooh boy you buy me leather?,
(Guy) B*tch you buy your own!

They call me trenchcoat man,
Sewing seams in a single bound,
I'm sewing now, got thread caught on this finger now,
I'll hate the world 'til the end of time unless all trenchcoats soon are mine,
You're so greedy, baby said
You make me sick,
Trenchcoat man don't give a sh*t,
girl you can get your own fabric,
Straight from the store,
Don't give me lace,
It's only leather that I will embrace,
Plaid is lame,
No brandnames,
just give me all that I have claimed,
I'm a much better man,
stripes suck a**, you know that, bitch why ask?
NEVER use pleather, shut up fast
I'd rather have you lick my a**!
Won't give up, I'll give you up.
Won't shut up, I'll shut you up,
Machine blew out, must hand sew sh*t,
So what I have a conniption fit
I'm still too nice
Give you advice
The new fashion,
It's the trenchcoat style,
Wanna wear mine, it'll be a while
What you care?
Think through twice

But I do know one thing though,
trenchies, they come they go.
Saturday through Sunday, Monday - Sunday we worship yo!
Maybe I'll buy you someday... a trenchcoat of your own,
till then just sit your drunk a** down and wait your turn you hoe

Cuz I can't be you Trenchcoat Man,
can't be your Trenchcoat Man, can't be your Trenchcoat Man,
can't be your Trenchcoat Man,
I can't be your Trenchcoat Man,
can't be your Trenchcoat Man, can't be your Trenchcoat Man,
your Trenchcoat Man, your Trenchcoat Man

Don't get me wrong,
I love all coats, it's no secret, everybody knows,
Yeah I'm biased, b*tch so what,
Trenchcoats are the sh*t - like your buddy knows,
We'll stay friends, I'll see you again,
I'll chase you around every store you attend,
Never know what kind of coat I'll be in,
Rubber raincoat, jacket - we'll see then,
You don't want that, neither do I,
I don't wanna flip when you start to buy,
Too much pride, between you and I,
I'm so jealous man, and you know why,
But I guess that's just what sluts do,
how could you buy something so BLUE?
I never loved you enough to see it through,
But I bet black's the color for you

But I do know one thing though,
trenchies, they come they go.
Saturday through Sunday, Monday - Sunday we worship yo!
Maybe I'll buy you someday... a trenchcoat of your own,
till then just sit your drunk a** down and wait your turn you hoe

Cuz I can't be you Trenchcoat Man,
can't be your Trenchcoat Man, can't be your Trenchcoat Man,
can't be your Trenchcoat Man,
I can't be your Trenchcoat Man,
can't be your Trenchcoat Man, can't be your Trenchcoat Man,
your Trenchcoat Man, your Trenchcoat Man

First thing you say,
I'm not phased, I hang around nice coats all day,
I don't see what the big deal is anyways,
It's just a plain old trenchcoat to me
Oooh yeah girl run that game, Burlington...
Coat Factory?, love that place, what they say?
They're "more than coats"? Wow, that's great!
First off you don't know trenchcoats,
So don't put down deposits,
They're coats just for my closets,
None are just as tightly knit,
Is it even all legit,
Probably all illegal sh*t,
Oh here we go man!,
you must be gone off that beer can,
You want coats you can't have,
ooh girl that's too damn bad,
don't touch what you can't grab,
end up with two backhands,
Put anthrax on a tampax,
and slap you till you can't stand,
You can't steal a one-of-
a-kind from Trenchcoat Man