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Song Parodies -> "I Hate This Big Mac"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Want You Back"

Original Performer:

Eamon

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate This Big Mac"

Parody Written by:

EmiLoca

The Lyrics

This is my first parody in a very long time, so please excuse me if the pacing is terribly off, I've really only heard the chorus to this song. Plus, my creative river has recently run dry, so excuse the generic title. Although McDonalds is indeed a brand name.
Whoa oh oh
Ooh hoo
No No No

[Verse 1:]
See I don't, know why, I want food this fast
I gave you all, of my cash
I told you, no ketchup, but you just didn't care
The ketchup was there, I wanna let you know that I feel

[chorus:]
**** my order, you misunderstood
**** the French fries cause they aren't any good
**** this McDonalds, this dumb burger shack
**** you Ronald, I hate this Big Mac
**** my order, you misunderstood
**** the French fries cause they aren't any good
**** this McDonalds, this dumb burger shack
**** you Ronald, I hate this Big Mac


[verse 2:]
You thought, you could
Add stuff secretly, yeah
You just could not hide it from me
You played me, you even gave me cheese
Now I ask for money back
I'm gonna drive away, eat elsewhere
I'll go to Burger King

**** my order, you misunderstood
**** the French fries cause they aren't any good
**** this McDonalds, this dumb burger shack
**** you Ronald, I hate this Big Mac
**** my order, you misunderstood
**** the French fries cause they aren't any good
**** this McDonalds, this dumb burger shack
**** you Ronald, I hate this Big Mac

Oh oh Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh huh yeah

I questioned, did you care
You could ask anyone, I even said
I want a soft bun
Now its, ruined, but I truly mean I'm sad
It taste real bad, I can't sweat that, cause I ordered it

**** my order, you misunderstood
**** the French fries cause they aren't any good
**** this McDonalds, this dumb burger shack
**** you Ronald, I hate this Big Mac


Oh oh Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
Oh oh Oh oh
Uh huh yeah
*ducks criticism that she knows is right*
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.4
Total Votes: 5

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AShley - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I love it, it is great.
SpazzyMcGee - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
okay, now this is what i call some good parody. u iz rockin like you shud!!!
Rel n Jesse - March 27, 2004 - Report this comment
FUNNY
Rayne - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
HA HA HA! Soooooo funny ^_^ It's great, hope you do some more as good as that **hint, hint** Rayne
kk - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
its wierd
S.O.L.D. - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL Finally some one speaks out against Ronald!! All 5's once again =D
briit - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
that was great:D
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Enjoyable, but I just think it would have been funnier with the chorus done differently instead of repeated. Keep that creative river flowing!
EmiLoca - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
*sniff* Unworthy. What the heck though...
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't sniff! It's worthy! You only need to cry from the sadness of my work!
EmiLoca - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
*unsniff* No crying over here. Are you implying that your work is cry-worthy? I'm deeply offended. Don't mean to be cocky, but my work is much more cry-worthy than yours. I don't know where you get off, mister.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, fine! I guess it's my turn to sniff if you think my work is so good that you can't cry from it!!! *Turning back immaturely in huffy tanty*
EmiLoca - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Tanty is such an awesome word. *tanty tanty tanty*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Tanty tanty tanty tanty. I was thinking as I wrote it that you'd like it... OH MY GOD! BRILLIANT IDEA FOR A PARODY!!! You'll probably see it in a fortnight or so cuz I got a load of assessments this week.
EmiLoca - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant, eh? I'll be expecting it. Tanty.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Ahh, here it is. I was looking for the comment where I got the inspiration for 'Hittin' on EmiLoca.' I assume you liked it and didn't have a... TANTY.
ludaKris42602 - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
It's so stupid ....(I love it).....$ what's with all that chattin stuff on here ....u no up there ^???gj though
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
ludaKris42602, if you take a gander at my http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/rickymartin14.shtml followed by EmiLoca's: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/nodoubt21.shtml you will 'get it'.
EmiLoca - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Lewder-chris: Yes. I second the opinion that a gander should be taken. *desecrates...I mean, CONSECRATES...this spot as "The Unprecedented Pinnacle of Abrupt Creativity " (TUPAC for short.)*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
What do you call lots of boxes? Polycrates. (a Greek tyrant back in 6th century BC) I think it's actually pronounced 'po-li-cra-tees' so the whole trying to tie in with the desecrates and consecrates theme is... I like cheddar. Such Humorous And Kooky Utter Rubbish
EmiLoca - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Who pronounces those Greek names correctly, anyway? Those who do just stand there with their mouths Agape when you mispronounce something. If their mouths are open so wide, perhaps we should Phile them with something. Such Hippocrates!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Your 60's mother has a huge Hippias. Your dad has deformed Themistocles. Your hands get Agrippa on my throat! My coolies are nothing to Hercules, and my pitiful clears are useless against her Megacles! *gack! choke!* Solon, world! *dies*
EmiLoca - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
That's bizarre, it's as if you KNOW my parents...have we met?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Surprise! *whips off Grace Hampton mask* I AM YOUR PILLOW!
EmiLoca - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
*cringes under brain strain* Must...make...sense...out...of...comment...you're going to give me a mental disorder someday.
JARLB - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
From your pic in the Message Board. Just implying that your brain has been resting somewhere in my thorax for the past years so that I am able to tap into your waves like a Yeerk from Animorphs (man, it's been a while since I read them) and see who your parents are. I am also the pillow that you recently buried your head under.
EmiLoca - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
*rolls eyes back in head* Gah, it is you! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! STOP CONTROLLING ME! Oh, hi Mom. Yeah, I'm feeling great. What's that in your hand, "Exorcism for Dummies"?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
*speaking through EmiLoca's head* Hello Mrs...err...Loca... that's right, I'm inside your little girl's head! What's that? PROVE IT? Well...umm... ask something only a vile Aussie teenager would know the answer to!!! *attempts to tower over Mrs Loca, but finds Emi's midgety form too small and pathetic, so resorts to levitation and projectile vomiting to intimidate her*
EmiLoca - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, I'm not midgety! I'm a whole five - GAH! MOTHER HELP MEEEE! *flopping jerkily around on the bed*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I always promised myself that if I ever found myself in the body of a girl.... I would make her mess up her bed because I'm sick of their rooms always being so neat. *soars over to spray bile across wardrobe via aural cavities* By the way, it's particularly hard trying to cram my WHOLE SIX and a quarter feet into this midgety little head. Poobum tanty.

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