Woke up slow, at about noon
Just thought that I had to watch some t.v. soon
I gotta call sick, before school ends
Before my mom gets told about me skippin'

About to go and damn near went deaf
Old woman at the desk shoutin out school times
I hung up the phone so i could nap
With my bedsheets, surrounded by crap

I went upstairs and I grabbed my pillow
Just as I did a rock hit the window
I ran to the 'sill, saw the bully outside
He got more friends, side to side
So I let the sprinkler play
I was pumpin it high just as long as they stayed
It was laughta' laughta' at the top of my list
Then I did my own thing
It went somethin' like this

Callin' on my boyz with my cellphone
Talkin' to Mitchell
Askin' for Joe
I went to the window
To watch the set
Knuckleheads out there
Still cold and wet

Car pulls up who can it be
Fresh little pinto
Rollin' half-empty
He rolls down the window and he starts to throw
It's all about firin' with a big mudball

'Cause the boyz skippin skool are never far
Come talkin' that trash 'bout our report card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to give up and quit
Don't ask me ma'am I don't know sh**

Bored as hell but it's better than skool
So I go to the place where my vid. games rule
Tommy on there with some high-speed chasin
I pulled out a game and started G.T.A.'in.
Greeted with a menu and I start playin'
And from the controls my hands start sweatin'
I gotta call my girl to bring some pizza
Before I leave to go back to sleepin'

Pulled to the house help her outta the cab
And the girl said somethin' to make me sad
She said somethin' that I couldn't believe
The pizza place didn't have pepperonies
Started drivin' out, wouldn't ya know
I got over to the place and I started to yell
And the owner got up and he started to shout
So I flashed a CiCi's logo and the man passed out

'Cause the boyz skippin skool are never far
Come talkin' that trash 'bout our report card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to give up and quit
Don't ask me ma'am I don't know sh**

Punk-ass skippin' in the dead of noon
Mikey stayed so he could watch Dune
Punk-ass Dune