Oh no (ooh!)
Ha! That was balls
Y'all players out there know just what I've seen, ha
A nat one, geez, botched my feat

Botched my feat, b-botched my feat
Botched my feat, b-botch, botch, botch, botch
Botched my feat, b-botched my feat
Botched my feat, b-botch, botch, botch, botch
Botched my feat, b-botched my feat
Botched my feat, b-botch, botch, botch, botch
Botched my feat, b-botched my feat
Botched my feat, b-botch, botch, botch, botch
Botched my feat

Lovely click-clock of the dice stopped, showin' "1", that blows (oh, yessir)
Whole table's cryin' out in shock, you know (I missed)
But they're not mad, mad, not one is a jerk, jerk
No, excitement is had amongst us nerds (aight)
Wonderin' how the DM makes this work, work (okay, man)
Well, the opposite, though, how will this hurt, hurt?
Will my sword get dropped? Will I lob my own arm off?
Or will it break? That'd suck, that's the one sword I've got, bro

Botched my feat, b-botched my feat
Botched my feat, b-botch, botch, botch, botch
Botched my feat, b-botched my feat
Botched my feat, b-botch, botch, botch, botch
Botched my feat, b-botched my feat
Botched my feat, b-botch, botch, botch, botch
Botched my feat, b-botched my feat
Botched my feat, b-botch, botch, botch, botch
Botched my feat

Oh shit! I'm payin' for my wrong rollin'
Watchin' a botch is painful, hate my wrong rollin'
Botched that roll, I'm not ragin' at my wrong rollin'
'Cause the whole game might be changin' from my wrong rollin'
Ha! Oh shit! I hope there's no more wrong rollin'
Yup, all players know that lots of wrong rollin'
Will make the whole game over, stupid wrong rollin'
But just one "1"? Much jokes about that wrong rollin' (no crit)

Botched my feat, b-botched my feat
Botched my feat, b-botch, botch, botch, botch
Botched my feat, b-botched my feat
Botched my feat, b-botch, botch, botch, botch
Botched my feat, b-botched my feat
Botched my feat, b-botch, botch, botch, botch
Botched my feat, b-botched my feat
Botched my feat, b-botch, botch, botch, botch
Botched my feat

My friends are like "Man, you screwed that, really screwed that there"
The wizard's like "Man, you screwed that, really screwed that there"
The cleric's like "Man, you screwed that, really screwed that there"
The fighter's like "Man, you screwed that, really screwed that there"
The druid's like "Huh, man, you screwed that (he's really like "What?"), really screwed that there"
The warlock's like "Huh, man, you really (he's really like "What?"), really, really screwed that there"
The ranger's like "Huh, man, you screwed that (he's really like "What?"), really screwed that there"
The DM's like "Huh, man, you really (he's really like "What?"), really, really screwed that there"

I'm with 'em, botched my feat, b-botched my feat
Botched my feat, b-botch, botch, botch, botch (yeah)
Botched my feat, b-botched my feat
Botched my feat, b-botch, botch, botch, botch (oh!)
Botched my feat, b-botched my feat
Botched my feat, b-botch, botch, botch, botch (wa!)
Botched my feat, b-botched my feat
Botched my feat, b-botch, botch, botch, botch
Botched my feat (yah!), b-botched my feat (yah!)
Botched my feat (yah!), b-botch, botch, botch, botch (yah!)
Botched my feat (yah!), b-botched my feat (yah!)
Botched my feat (yah!), b-botch, botch, botch, botch (yah!)
Botched my feat (yah! Yah!), b-botched my feat (yah! Yah!)
Botched my feat (yah! Yah!), b-botch, botch, botch, botch (yah! Yah!)
Botched my feat (yah!), b-botched my feat (yah!)
Botched my feat (yah!), b-botch, botch, botch, botch (yah!)

Yah! Yah! Yah!
Hey, can we calm down?
I'm shit, ha!
Mo' jokes, less explanation
For what's the damage
Overplayin', c'mon

Botched my feat (yah!), b-botched my feat (yah!)
Botched my feat (yah!), b-botch, botch, botch, botch (yah!)
Botched my feat (yah!), b-botched my feat (yah!)
Botched my feat (yah!), b-botch, botch, botch, botch (yah!)
Botched my feat (yah! Yah!), b-botched my feat (yah! Yah!)
Botched my feat (yah! Yah!), b-botch, botch, botch, botch (yah! Yah!)
Botched my feat (yah!), b-botched my feat (yah!)
Botched my feat (yah!), b-botch, botch, botch, botch (yah!)
Botched my feat

Ha! That's enough! That's enough (you gits)!
Shut it up, let's go