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Song Parodies -> "Twitter"
Original Song Title:
"Sinner"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Drowning Pool
Parody Song Title:
"Twitter"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan S.
The Lyrics
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To say I've been having writer's block (AGAIN!!!!) lately might be a bit of an understatement. I needed something (relatively) easy to lampoon to help me out of this &%$#! slump, so I sat down and (in my extreme boredness) came up with this right while sitting at the 'Submit Parody' page.
Don't forget: I actually DO have a Twitter account (mentioned on my Amiright artist-bio)
To say I've been having writer's block (AGAIN!!!!) lately might be a bit of an understatement. I needed something (relatively) easy to lampoon to help me out of this &%$#! slump, so I sat down and (in my extreme boredness) came up with this right while sitting at the 'Submit Parody' page.
Don't forget: I actually DO have a Twitter account (mentioned on my Amiright artist-bio)
Tell me
I'm following your feed
Look at all this useless talk
Look at all these stupid blogs
Keep me posted 'round the clock
I won't log off
Your one-forty
Is what I read
I'm obsessed with the Twitter
You follow me
You check my tweets
I feel blessed with the Twitter
Tell you what in my life's happened
And even what I dream
You're into all the things I say
Until I post, you sit and wait
You need to get a real life, mate
Today!
Each time I eat,
I tell my peeps
Feel my brain getting dimmer
Don't phone for me
No texting, please
I'll remain here on Twitter
I'm-a sit here...
Look at all these people who follow me
Look at all these people who follow me
Ain't there somewhere else they would rather be?
Some important place where they have to be now?
I tell you I've
Been changing my
Underpants, via Twitter
I'm bored, you see
No life, has me
I just smacked a moskeeter
You look and see: (Nothing to read)
Don't pester me
I really need (to get some sleep)
I can't stand more of Twitter
I'm following your feed
Look at all this useless talk
Look at all these stupid blogs
Keep me posted 'round the clock
I won't log off
Your one-forty
Is what I read
I'm obsessed with the Twitter
You follow me
You check my tweets
I feel blessed with the Twitter
Tell you what in my life's happened
And even what I dream
You're into all the things I say
Until I post, you sit and wait
You need to get a real life, mate
Today!
Each time I eat,
I tell my peeps
Feel my brain getting dimmer
Don't phone for me
No texting, please
I'll remain here on Twitter
I'm-a sit here...
Look at all these people who follow me
Look at all these people who follow me
Ain't there somewhere else they would rather be?
Some important place where they have to be now?
I tell you I've
Been changing my
Underpants, via Twitter
I'm bored, you see
No life, has me
I just smacked a moskeeter
You look and see: (Nothing to read)
Don't pester me
I really need (to get some sleep)
I can't stand more of Twitter
© Jonathan S., 2010
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Quite a humorous slant on the web time waster
Quite a humorous slant on the web time waster
Thanks, AFW.
EVERYONE ELSE: The first line is supposed to be "Tell me stories, send me rec'pes" or something like that. I was changing the line around and forgot to actually put something in there. That's what I get for working on something at one in the morning.
EVERYONE ELSE: The first line is supposed to be "Tell me stories, send me rec'pes" or something like that. I was changing the line around and forgot to actually put something in there. That's what I get for working on something at one in the morning.
Shiver me tweeters, Sir , I like the line about the Peeps !
Thanks to LHT.
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