On a cold Succos morning, when Josh had turned thirteen,
They didn’t play Weird Al so he began to kick and scream.
When a picture of him posing in his underwear was shown,
He cried “I’m gonna kill you mom!” taking on a reddish tone.

Talking to a girl he likes, but who hates him of course,
He gets her to come to his room, perhaps by means of force.
She quickly leaves, Josh starts to wheeze, rolls on the couch and he,
Turns to the maid and says “Bring me some tea!”

So as Josh goes to sleep, he tells his friend to guard the door
He was mad because the hotel only was four star.
Kicking kids in the ass, Josh hoards in his stash,
Steals the candy all for himself!

Not far away, Jeremy grabs some candy,
Throws it hard at Josh’s back, it strikes him well,
He feels the pain, of the candy, as blood rushes through his veins,
In front of shul he screams “Jeremy! What the Hell!!”

Tables covered with tons of food, Josh takes a cup of juice,
And guzzles it quickly down his throat and spills some on his suit.
Since Josh is a mentally ill attention seeking lunk,
He rolled around on the tables saying “I’m drunk, I’m drunk!”

With his custom suit, made head to boot, from fine imported wool,
Josh embarrassed himself in front of all the shul.

So now he’s swinging with Matt, Matt decides to jump away,
Josh, still in his fancy suit, tries to do the same,
Soaring through the moonlight, soaring through the air of night,
Josh turns to see his sleeve still on the chain…

So far away, Josh gets on his knees and prays,
“My father’s gonna kill me any time today!”
It’s also funny that Shaya sang the Eishes Chayil song,
Cause his wife Sandy is Josh’s hairy mom!