A long, long time ago...
No-one can remember
How that Primus made all Transformers
Then someone went and caused a fight
Who did, I just don't know, allright?!
But still, they had to go and start a war

And Megatron, he gives me shivers
With every shot that he delivers
Starscream took a bold step
He only ruined his rep

And now that Unicron has died
Which made a black hole, where we reside
Well, close enough, and so we tried
Away from home we flied

We followed that there Optimus Prime
Cause that Megsy took that map-thing
Now we all have to fly
And them Autobots were scanning new forms but why?
Because if we get discovered we'll die
Thanks a lot, Decepticon guys

Did Ransack cheat in the Race?
Well, no duh, but I still have great faith
In that warrior, Hot Shot
Why'd CrumpleZone ride on Ransack?
Can anyone not laugh at that?
And I think that, in that round, they so lost

Well, I know that Optimus ain't quick
But he was able to help a bit
He drove off that big gap
Then, Hot Shot drove off him, like that

I was just watchin' from our base on Earth
"Hot Shot's been racing since his birth"
I thought, and then I had great mirth
When he came first by wide

Coby was singin'
"My, my, he just beat Override"
Got the Key, sweet victory
Did you see when he flied?
Them little kids, so happy they almost cried
I'm thinkin' "He got some damage on the side
But still he gave Prime so much pride"

For many years, Jungle Planet's gone
And made some changes, people were torn
But that's not how it used to be
When the pupil talked to his master
He went mad and, like he was plastered
He became king of what he could see
Oh, and while Scourge was on his own throne
Overhaul came, and fought alone
The Jungle Cyber Key
Came and now he was free
He had now become Leobraker
And he fought Scourge, it didn't work
And Lori came and talked, and her
Way worked, she got her prize

She was singin'
"My, my, look here, Optimus Prime!
I got the key from old Scourgey
Just by talkin' real nice!"
Then Snarl, Leobraker's friend and comrade, said 'hi'
He's sayin' "I won't put the key in the side!
Oh, alright, but only this time."

Primus' spark, Megatron has got
A rail gun, he is shooting at Hot Shot
Red Alert and Scattershot
They landed, whacked, on the ground
After they had taken a big pound
Now they're on the sidelines, Prime is coming 'round

Now Scourge and Megatron wouldn't leave
So Op. Prime and Leobraker seethed
Those battered guys were down
Oh, but it wasn't for long now!
'Cause they would never ever give up
Primus' spark filled them like a cup
They took new forms, they now could give
A whup to Megatron

They popped out singin'
"Hi, hi, Mr. Megatron Guy
We've gained lots of firepower
Now it's your turn to die!"
Them Cyber Keys gave them a good blast of fire
And Megatron flew off like a big sissy
Scourge followed his plan of retreat

Oh, and there they were all in one place
The ancient Decepticons from space
A lot of time they had waited
For someone to free them from their cold jail
Age of Starscream started to hail
'Cause powere is the evil bum's best friend

Oh I watched him grow in his lair
No-one could match his size, I swear
No Autobot on Earth
Could match his mighty girth
As his legions of soldiers filled the sky
To shoot the Autobots on sight
I saw Optimus use all his might
To make sure they all died

He was singin'
"My, my these Decepticon guys
They keep coming, never going
And they black out the sky!"
I joined him as with all the rest of the guys
While Starscream wore his giant crown with much pride
He hadn't reckoned with Op. Prime

Getting off the subject for now
Don't you think it's outright unfair how
Those Yanks are so really lucky
I go down to my local store
To find the toys that I'd read 'bout 'fore
But I couldn't find them. Stupid website thing!

'Cause the Yanks get new figures first
Even when they are the total worst
And not a word is spoken
'Bout how Aus fans feel broken
'Cause the toy line I admire most
First ships to USA, they don't boast
Then fin'lly they get to our coast
By then, my brain is fried

I started singing
"Oy vey, why do Hasbro's head boys
Make Down Under wait for longer
'Till we get the new toys?
Oh, it really sucks, a wonder we don't make noise
Yellin' "We want Crosswise and Downshift now!
We will get them, we don't care how

I'm complaining
"Why, why? Want that new Override
And the rest of the Defense Team
And that Wing Saber guy
That Cannonball, and who could forget Primus?
I will get them before the time I die"