I want a snack
Stomach cries
It might waste away
Where are they now?
I check each shelf
Not bare yesterday
Sure I didn't sleep-eat them last night
Only explanation, alright

Hate it when there's none, I don't mean little food
I mean there's straight nothing that I can find
Hate it when there's none, it's like we had just moved
And we ate fast food 'fore checks caught up
Hate it when there's none, when we're all out of food
Because hungry shopping runs a high price
Hate it when there's none, it causes me to fume
Could've sworn I had enough for lunch
Hate it when there's none
Hate it when there's none
Hate it when there's none
Hate it when there's none

Hope I have time
To wait in line
At the checkout 'fore I
Eat my leg now
Close to that line
Know that means I can't drive
But it's what I get for standing by
And not checking my cupboard, right

Hate it when there's none, it makes me all confused
Really could've sworn we had some food, right
Hate it when there's none, I'll check those crumbs on you
After I've got us sorted for lunch
Hate it when there's none, no, I'm not blaming you
Wouldn't be so awful to do that, right
Hate it when there's none, although, if I were you
I wouldn't stand close to the oven
Hate it when there's none
Hate it when there's none
Hate it when there's none
Hate it when there's none
Hate it when there's none
Hate it when there's none
Hate it when there's none