"Hey there, my old friend, time's gone by-y, I
Know that I haven't called
But I can't do thi-is over the phone
Not personal at all
Sure, a letter ai-ain't much better in that way
Still keeps the awkwardne-ess small
Hope we ca-an catch up real soon-ish, man
Real soon-ish, ma-a-an"

That's what I sent to-o you the other day
It seems you got i-it, great
It's been way too lo-ong since I saw your face
And all your other bits
But I had ulte-erio-or motives, I
Hope you'll understand that, mate
So I will pro-omise this won't hurt so bad
Won't hurt so ba-a-a-ad

I-I-I (I-I-I-I-I-I-I) came to sha-ank you
With this incredibly clea-ean (oh-oh-oh) and sha-arp kni-i-ife
Oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), I'd hate to shiv you
But you know my orde-ers (oh-oh-oh-oh) come first, right

Oh-oh

Wait, you should be shocked or mad
I said I'll run you right through
Make some sort of angry sound
At least a swear or two
You haven't eve-en raised a-a brow now
Have I missed a big clue-ue?
Why come up to-o me-e?

Cause I-I-I (I-I-I-I-I-I-I) came to sha-ank you
Did you come to do the sa-ame (oh-oh-oh) thing a-as I-I-I?
Oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), I'd hate to shiv you
Please tell me it's the sa-ame (oh-oh-oh-oh) for you, right
I-I-I (I-I-I-I-I-I-I) came to sha-ank you
Did we get the orders fro-om (oh-oh-oh) the sa-ame gu-u-uy?
Oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), I'd hate to shiv you
How 'bout we go stab hi-im (oh-oh-oh-oh), that alright?