(Your dinner's served),
(Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it,
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it,
Do it, do it, do it),
It feels good to be back,
I missed you,

Relax yourself in my antique seats,
As we listen to the sounds of the BBC,
(Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it,
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it,
Do it, do it, do it),
You know what time it is,
Tea time,
(Your tea is ready),

From my estate at night,
I enjoy my crackers light,
I want you to come and drink some tea,
I spend my time around the clock,
Playing croquet in knee-high socks,
Or playing chess, now make your move,

You want to,
Play horseshoes?
Or do you,
Want to canoe?
Come to me,
My money,
Can keep me,
Quite happy,
But don't go,
I'm a golf pro,
You golf too?
I'll play you,
"Cause, I'm retired,
Because I'm getting tired,
Of being retired,
I am awfully tired,

You know how it is in this luxurious building,
Our lunch tastes like crap, this ain't worth the million,
I want to be wild,
Like I was a child,
But I just can't get out, can't miss afternoon Bingo,
I play some board games, I've passed lots of Go's,
I've eaten lots of oatmeal and Multi-Grain Cheerios,
I get cleaned by staff on hand,
But I'm getting tired of playing Candyland,
I've done it before, I'll do it again,
I'm a bit older, but I'll go for a spin,
Pack a days worth of medications,
Aw, who am I kidding? I paid too much to get in,
Yeah, I ride the best golf carts in Texas,
And my extravagant tastes are satisfied by the complexes,
I play racket ball, they want to stand up,
But everyone here is ancient and no one can man up,
Yeah, apartment 10,

I'm playing cards, would you like to?
I see you,
Can boat, too,
Want to race to,
The lagoon?
Come see me,
I can't leave,
They give me,
My drugs at three,
We'll jog past,
The long track,
Take your mentor,
To the center,
"Cause, I'm retired,
Because I'm getting tired,
Of being retired,
I am awfully tired,

Anywhere out here's good for a chair,
Sitting back with drink strokin' both of my hairs, like,
(I want you to help me in the pool),
I've been waiting, anticipating, for oh so long,
Clay Aiken is going to come and sing a song, like,
(Last week they had famous jazz bands),
I'm liking my cash, my view, my home, my car,
My golf course, I always come under par,
But I need room from the medical patrols,
They're treating me like I'm dying, I'm not that old,
I worked all my life – wasn't bad,
Now I've got cash, but no need, sad,
Where you at, Sonny?

(I'm hoping you would play some Clue),
You want to,
Have seafood?
You say you're,
Not in the mood,
Come to me,
I can't see,
That clearly,
Past twelve feet,
I survived,
Still alive,
Why be bound,
To these grounds?
"Cause, I'm retired,
Because I'm getting tired,
Of being retired,
I am awfully tired,

I'm done with yoga sessions at noon,
I'm done with eating with a spoon,
I'm done with looking towards the moon,
If I stay here, I'll be a loon,

Know how to,
Play round two,
Of poker,
With Jokers?
Hey, Sonny,
Can you fetch me,
More TP,
Need two sheets,
I'm hating,
Been waiting,
For escape,
From the landscape,
"Cause, I'm retired,
Because I'm getting tired,
Of being retired,
I am awfully tired,

(Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it,
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it,
Do it, do it, do it),

Is this glee?
Happily,
You want tea?
Please don't leave,

I'm here – you're here,
Wheel me to the pier,

(Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it,
Do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it,
Do it, do it, do it),

(Do it, do it, do it,
Do it, do it, do it)

Relax yourself in my antique seats,
As we listen to the sounds of the BBC,

(Do it, do it, do it,
Do it, do it, do it)
I know what it is,
Your tea is served,

(Good day)