Joe, what?
Michelle, what?
Look, where?
Hold up, look right ahead
Just slowly look right ahead
Oh, my
Oh, my
Guys, I’m definitely not fine
Ha, ha, ha
That’s right, Irmak
I’m not feeling fine
I drive down this road with fear in my eyes
This highway only has one lane on either side
It looks treacherous, even though it’s not trying
The craziest thing that I ever did see
Only twelve feet wide to a side
If I swerve and change lanes, I might total my ride
Can’t even vocalize what I visualize, if I crashed I could be paralyzed
As I drove on down the road, I thought
“We’re just a bunch of stragglers and we’ve come from out of town”
“All of us are from Jersey but we’re Carolina bound”
Can we stop? I’d like to hang out sometime
My oh my, this seems like killer material, that and a turkey leg
This road is far from ordinary, kind of scary, and it doesn’t go to Harpers Ferry
Maybe I’ll drive down the road and run into a Mr. Barry
What am I doing out here off the beaten path?
We’re heading down the highway, stuck on a two-lane road
What are we doing heading down this way?
We’re heading down the highway, stuck on this two-lane road
I have some dreams and aspirations
I’m a man with lots of motivation
Right now, I hate how this road is unpredictable
But I don’t know what to down, guess I’m probably really screwed
Looking at my own Dale Jr. gear
As I drive around this curve I say a prayer
I’ll get hit if I don’t watch my mirrors
My friends and I are unbreakable – money makeable
This could be the worst road trip of my life
Just heading down the highway on this two-lane road
This could be the worst road trip of my life
Just heading down the highway on this two-lane road
It’s all in the way I’m driving on this two-lane road
At least I’m in good company on this two-lane road
And I’m not a victim of gravity on this two-lane road
There’s a freeway-like personality to this two-lane road
This could be the worst road trip of my life
Just driving down past Charleston on this two-lane road
This could be the worst road trip of my life
Just driving down past Charleston on this two-lane road
This could be the worst road trip of my life
Driving down the road to Beckley on this two-lane road
This could be the worst road trip of my life
Driving down the road to Beckley on this two-lane road
(J.C.: At least the darn thing widens at the end of this stretch).