Yuna, can you handle this?
Rikku, can you handle this?
Paine, can you handle this?
Gullwings here, gonna clean this mess

Better move, danger's nigh
Here they are now, don't you cry
Badass chicks, from the sky
Hunting spheres is what they prize
Dressing up is what they do
Here's a Gunner, aimed for you now
Don't you wanna, wanna be
A mighty Warrior? A lowsy Thief?

We gotta fight much better, if we're gonna find this Tidus guy
We gotta learn abilities if we want Vegnagun to die
Change our clothes constantly, do you like what you see?
Cruise for a bruise and you're history
Don't ever take Mascot's look too seriously
Back on board the Airship, time for take-off

Running round the world for treasures, nearly
Always being slaves for people, really
Rival syndicates are clueless
'Cos they're always so supersticious 'bout you babes

New Yevon and Youth League can't stop fighting
Reconciliation uninviting
Stole the Awesome sphere before them
Is the image too supersticious for you babe

Nooj, can you handle this?
Gippal, can you handle this?
Baralai, can you handle this?
I don't think the world is ready for this!

Concert's rocking, having a ball
Things are turning AWOL
Party girls ready to fight
As Black Mage, or Samurai
Look who's come to, help us win
To fight the battle, against Shuyin
Leblanc and her goons, blow you a kiss
But I don't think they'll handle this

Who on earth is Lenne, Yuna is jealous
Shuyin's really strong, so don't get careless
Miss some side-quests in the process
'Cos you guys are just supersticious 'bout the game

Via Infinito's really boring
Voices from the Farplane, reassuring
That is our destination
Or is the Farplane too supersticious for ya babes?

Move your cursor up and down
Don't let ladies hit the ground
I can't help but wonder why
Is Tidus ever gonna respond to my call

I change my image at every cost
So I whoop so many asses just to face another boss
I'm hoping we can handle all the fiends we come across
Now let's catch a ride on our Chocobos

Maechan is an unsent, plain and simple
Monkeys reproduce to fend off people
Cid is such a pain in my ass
'Cos he's always so supersticious 'bout you babes

Alchemist is such a boring dressphere
Learning all abilities takes a year
Just when you think you're all set
You were right to be supersticious, baby