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Song Parodies -> "Wash my Hands"
Original Song Title:
"Touch My Hand"
(MP3)Original Performer:
David Archuleta
Parody Song Title:
"Wash my Hands"
Parody Written by:
The Dudeman
The Lyrics
Saw it from the distance
Saw it on the shelf
I really didn't know very much
But I knew I'd buy it myself
In a sea of people
It was hard to get through
But I bought, and didn't know how to use
But suddenly, now I do
CHORUS:
With this soap I will wash my hands
Wash them as long as I can
Only me, water, soap, and my hands
With this soap I will wash my hands
Can't let the water stop
Can't let this feeling end
Cause if I do it'll all be over, they'll never be clean again
Can't let the water stop
Until I wash my hands
Cause if I do it'll all be over, I'll never get them clean again
I see the sparkle of my nails
So shiny and bright
I've never ever felt as clean
As I did that night
Chorus
Saw it from the distance
Saw it from the shelf
I really didn't know much
But I knew I'd buy it myself
Chorus 2x
Saw it on the shelf
I really didn't know very much
But I knew I'd buy it myself
In a sea of people
It was hard to get through
But I bought, and didn't know how to use
But suddenly, now I do
CHORUS:
With this soap I will wash my hands
Wash them as long as I can
Only me, water, soap, and my hands
With this soap I will wash my hands
Can't let the water stop
Can't let this feeling end
Cause if I do it'll all be over, they'll never be clean again
Can't let the water stop
Until I wash my hands
Cause if I do it'll all be over, I'll never get them clean again
I see the sparkle of my nails
So shiny and bright
I've never ever felt as clean
As I did that night
Chorus
Saw it from the distance
Saw it from the shelf
I really didn't know much
But I knew I'd buy it myself
Chorus 2x
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