Talk:
Uuh... I mean I was just sitting there. And then SHE walked by. In
eighty-four years, I had never seen such a beautiful lady! After a
while, she started talking to me... oh my god... Even now, I still don't
really know who she is...

Chorus:
She's Miss California,
how does she divest her lay
of his sense of honor
and his house across the bay?
She's drivin' old men crazy,
weddings are her favourite scene,
she loves to be surrounded
with pensioners that moan her name

Verse 1:
Well, she told me
she was single and quite lonely
said she couldn't find no honest love
I felt pity
so I offered her my latch-key
oh, this girl was sent from high above
I heard love birds
when she started wearing short skirts
and so slowly took her stockings off
Then she told me
I was different and she loved me
I saw truth in her eyes

Chorus:
She's Miss California,
how does she divest her lay
of his sense of honor
and his house across the bay?
She's drivin' old men crazy,
weddings are her favourite scene,
she loves to be surrounded
with pensioners that moan her name

Verse 2:
In a couple of days
I had an appointment made
with a nice little wedding place
In my airplane
we were flyin' to a thousand spots
I showed her all the firms I got
We went back home
and she treated me with loving care
had some trouble with my wheelchair
almost pushed it down the stairs
She's a little clumsy but
it's just great to see how she
don't care 'bout material things
she is all in love with me

Repeat Chorus twice

Talk:
And there you have it! I mean she just loves the way I do my
bling-bling. From the Ghetto to Beverly Hills, baby, I want young people
and old people to come together and realize that we CAN get along! I
mean, look at the two of us! We're one. My will is her will, and she'll
love me long after I'm gone...

Repeat Chorus twice

Talk:
Como esta, senorita? Oh, I feel so young again... Turn the music up!
That's right, that's right. I wanna go faster! Faster! Oh dear, wait a
minute... Please stop it... Oh, I think I'm having a heart attack... I
can't take it no more. Now, tell me where you got my pills, baby! C'mon,
let me know...