Where is the dampness when we need it the most?
You kick up the lid, and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue stream's faded to gray
They tell me your water's gone away
And I don't need no crappin on
Stand in the line just to squat a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your streams been way off line
You're fallin to pieces every time
And I don't need no crappin on
'Cause you had a bidet
You're taking a poop
You sing a sad song just to squeeze it all out
You say it doesn’t smell
You know it does don’t lie
You work at a smile, and you go for a ride
You had a bidet
The underwear don't lie
You're coming back wet, and you really don't mind
You had a bidet
You had a bidet
Well you need a blue stream holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no crappin on
you had a bidet
You're taking a poop
You sing a sad song just to squeeze it all out
You say it doesn’t smell
You know it does don’t lie
You work at a smile, and you go for a ride
You had a bidet
The underwear don't lie
You're coming back wet, and you really don't mind
You had a bidet
Sometimes the system goes on the blink, and the whole thing it turns out
Wrong
You might not make it back and you know that you could be well, oh, that
Strong
And I'm not wrong
So where is the water when you need it the most?
Oh, you and I
You kick up the lid and the magic is lost
'Cause you had a bidet
You're taking a poop
You sing a sad song just to squeeze it all out
You say it doesn’t smell
You know it does don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bidet
You see what you like
And how does it feel one more time?
You had a bidet
You had a bidet (had a bidet, had a bidet, had a bidet)