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Song Parodies -> "He'll Teleport Here a Taliban"
Original Song Title:
"Har Taraf Tera Jalwa"
Original Performer:
Daler Mehndi
Parody Song Title:
"He'll Teleport Here a Taliban"
Parody Written by:
Susanna Viljanen
The Lyrics
Japanese term "soramimi" means song lyrics, which are intentionally misheard from another language, becoming something comprehensible but completely haywire. Daler Mehndi's Har Taraf Tera Jalwa became a Swedish soramimi as "Han Teleporterar Taliban" - the video has Swedish text. I have attempted to translate the lyrics as true to the spirit of soramimi as possible. The original song without the Swedish "subtitles" can be found here.
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
[G.W. Bush]:
Yeah, he is an acky, acky, man
[Osama bin Laden]:
Bah, he has here a messy gang
[G.W. Bush]:
Oh, he has soon a deadly day
[Tony Blair]
You, mere a fully wrecked man!
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
[Osama bin Laden]:
Come here, Yankee, we'll make a hole
Comes Yassir and undoes your days
Soon cheer it's so gory here
And goonies are wrecking your ways
Open up your car soon cunny Dubya as you
opened up in Iran so soon soon soon soon soon
[Osama bin Laden]:
Come here, Yankee, we'll make a hole
Comes Yassir and undoes your days
Soon cheer it's so gory here
And goonies are wrecking your ways
Open up your car soon cunny Dubya as you
opened up in Iran so soon soon soon soon soon
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
[G.W. Bush]:
Yeah, he is an acky, acky, man
[Osama bin Laden]:
Bah, he has here a messy gang
[G.W. Bush]:
Oh, he has soon a deadly day
[Tony Blair]
You, mere a fully wrecked man!
[Afghan narcotics smuggler]:
Oh but what is that cigar really, man?
Better tell me you soon have a plan
And Europe is hash, second hand -
Nyet, zap! Clap your hands whole a gang
Pierre too cares a high had sure a good sure a high
Meir a- Kahane say it soon soon soon soon soon
Oh but what is that cigar really, man?
Better tell me you soon have a plan
And Europe is hash, second hand -
Nyet, zap! Clap your hands whole a gang
Pierre too cares a high had sure a good sure a high
Meir a- Kahane say it soon soon soon soon soon
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
[G.W. Bush]:
Yeah, he is an acky, acky, man
[Osama bin Laden]:
Bah, he has here a messy gang
[G.W. Bush]:
Oh, he has soon a deadly day
[Tony Blair]
You, mere a fully wrecked man!
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
[G.W. Bush]:
Yeah, he is an acky, acky, man
[Osama bin Laden]:
Bah, he has here a messy gang
[G.W. Bush]:
Oh, he has soon a deadly day
[Tony Blair]
You, mere a fully wrecked man!
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
[Osama bin Laden]:
Come here, Yankee, we'll make a hole
Comes Yassir and undoes your days
Soon cheer it's so gory here
And goonies are wrecking your ways
Open up your car soon cunny Dubya as you
opened up in Iran so soon soon soon soon soon
[Osama bin Laden]:
Come here, Yankee, we'll make a hole
Comes Yassir and undoes your days
Soon cheer it's so gory here
And goonies are wrecking your ways
Open up your car soon cunny Dubya as you
opened up in Iran so soon soon soon soon soon
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
[G.W. Bush]:
Yeah, he is an acky, acky, man
[Osama bin Laden]:
Bah, he has here a messy gang
[G.W. Bush]:
Oh, he has soon a deadly day
[Tony Blair]
You, mere a fully wrecked man!
[Afghan narcotics smuggler]:
Oh but what is that cigar really, man?
Better tell me you soon have a plan
And Europe is hash, second hand -
Nyet, zap! Clap your hands whole a gang
Pierre too cares a high had sure a good sure a high
Meir a- Kahane say it soon soon soon soon soon
Oh but what is that cigar really, man?
Better tell me you soon have a plan
And Europe is hash, second hand -
Nyet, zap! Clap your hands whole a gang
Pierre too cares a high had sure a good sure a high
Meir a- Kahane say it soon soon soon soon soon
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
[G.W. Bush]:
Yeah, he is an acky, acky, man
[Osama bin Laden]:
Bah, he has here a messy gang
[G.W. Bush]:
Oh, he has soon a deadly day
[Tony Blair]
You, mere a fully wrecked man!
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
He'll teleport here a Taliban
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