Good god, we just failed hard
"Why'd we fail?"
Moron, turn your brain on
It's easy
For once, make your brain run
Will be plain
As balls why we failed hard
You eejit
One
Mistake
Your
Mistake
The cause of our failed run
Should be plain
As balls, turn your brain on
Try thinking

To think for once may be a bit too demanding
Because the fault for this is in your lap landing
You never think that we'd need more information
When we want to plan out a home invasion

You just rushed in like a damned fool
Now you're missing your left side
Mockingly ask "What would you do?"
By now you should know that I'd case the place

You got us all killed, stop
Thinking this
Is not clearly your fault
You dipstick
Would not be soaked in blood
Yours and his
If all you'd done was stop
Please don't bitch

If you had lacked Leeroy Jenkins as your model
We would've seen the racks of rocket nozzles
But no, you assumed that these mooks were stupid
But once again you were wrong, was you who was clueless

And even though all our friends
Are now jam, you have the gall
To blame anything but your head
For not list'ning to my call: case the place

You barged in and guess what?
They heard it
We all copped a huge bomb
Don't weasel
Your
Mistake
Large
Mistake
Please stop the excuse flood
Face the truth
You got us all killed, clot
Death bleeding

And now the campaign is wrecked
So we'll all have to reroll
Try a character than ain't dense
Before initiative's called: case the place