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Song Parodies -> "Proctologic"
Original Song Title:
"Technologic"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Daft Punk
Parody Song Title:
"Proctologic"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
Agonising to format, there are minute changes every few verses. Check out the horrifying midget robot and sing along: http://www.vilodex.com/daputec_thanks_bb.mov
Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Block it, spill it, salt it, grind it,
Skew it, sew it, man - unblock it!
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Brush it, cling it, weight it, botch it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.
Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Block it, spill it, salt it, grind it,
Skew it, sew it, man - unblock it!
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Brush it, cling it, weight it, botch it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Block it, spill it, salt it, grind it,
Skew it, sew it, man - unblock it!
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Brush it, cling it, weight it, botch it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.
Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Block it, spill it, salt it, grind it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.
Eww. Eww. Eww.
Botch it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Eww. Eww. Eww.
Block it, spill it, salt it, grind it,
Skew it, sew it, man - unblock it!
Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Brush it, cling it, weight it, botch it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.
Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Brush it, cling it, weight it, botch it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.
Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Block it, spill it, salt it, grind it,
Skew it, sew it, man - unblock it!
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Brush it, cling it, weight it, botch it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Block it, spill it, salt it, grind it,
Skew it, sew it, man - unblock it!
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Brush it, cling it, weight it, botch it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.
Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Block it, spill it, salt it, grind it,
Skew it, sew it, man - unblock it!
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Brush it, cling it, weight it, botch it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Block it, spill it, salt it, grind it,
Skew it, sew it, man - unblock it!
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Brush it, cling it, weight it, botch it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.
Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Block it, spill it, salt it, grind it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.
Eww. Eww. Eww.
Botch it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Eww. Eww. Eww.
Block it, spill it, salt it, grind it,
Skew it, sew it, man - unblock it!
Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Brush it, cling it, weight it, botch it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.
Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Brush it, cling it, weight it, botch it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.
Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Pry it, lube it, snake it, stick it,
Flush it, gauge it, colon-nade it,
Wash it, oil it, prune it, twist it,
Slap it, squirt it, second-base it!
Wipe it, swab it, taste it, shave it,
Probe it, flick it, hey- don't light it!
Scrub it, spray it, turn it, slip it,
Tag and mop it, grip-n-whip it.
Block it, spill it, salt it, grind it,
Skew it, sew it, man - unblock it!
Curve it, maul it, gauze it, pick it,
Floss it, whack it, disinflate it.
Cream it, squeeze it, spoon it, pinch it,
Span it, mend it, hack and maim it.
Brush it, cling it, weight it, botch it,
Worm it, knead it, part and pat it.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
Proctologic.
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Tour de force of wordplay.
At least I know you're not blocked as a writer...555
Sic on so many levels 5-5-5 cause that's how we do
so true
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