I don't wanna watch the news (I don't need no)
I don't need no weather report (weather report)
I don't wanna cook leek soop
I don't wanna know what stars bought (Robbie NO!)
I just wanna watch Sci-Fi (I don't need no)
A fave Buffy celebration (self-control)
But now I'm gonna go and sit 'cause,
I really wanna watch television

I wanna watch Baywatch!
My hormones are racing,
But Buffy's on Sky-One so I'm mass debating,
So I watch Dark Angel.
Think I'm crazy cus I missed Jack,
O'Neil kick some ass,
On a Goul'd that was bad.
Tired of watching reruns of 'Bada-Bing Bada-Boom'
My fave DS9 ep,
And Lexx's 'Brigadoom'.
I missed ten ep's and I need to see 'em,
I buy them for a fiver,
But something just then...
Happens v-badly,
And nowt's on vid,
The tapes wiped clean,
And ten episodes I never see.
There's three things to stop me from going depress-y,
Sci-Fi, Cult shows, and the women on Buffy.

No matter how bad the review,
I watched the ep anyhoo,
I then made a judgement that the show was so poo!
Skipping ep's, I had to be brave just to do it,
Arc plots i missed then confused.
When I has missed just one ep,
I couldn't get into it,
I was sure that the character was supposed to be dead.
How would you feel if you was told,
That's your fav character's male,
Getting threatened to be very axed,
Ripped to pieces and hell.
Bet that Soap Operas
Never got axed for being very crap you see!
Dallas,
That weren't class
First to see,
When I saw JR back on TV,
Best Believe,
It's better on Brit TV.

I been raised on watching UK
The TV wasn't able to show the
US shows when they
was shown on that day 'cause,
Sky they had bought it back,
No Star Trek has me act like a maniac
I ain't Sexy
So influced by TV,
I used it as an excuse not to things,
Ohh it was stupid,
Homework it ate the dog,
Comedy from the sources
To the point where I watched 'Only Fools and Horses'
I really liked watching Del-Boy and Rodney
And Albert, Trigger he funny and Boysie,
I danced around when the theme was on the TV,
Comedy
But then the dam censors would tell me,
Sex is very bad,
And it amounts to drugs,
I'm now anti-depressive and not druggin' it.
Now look it,
A parody artist that's S**t,
Funny as hell,
Ain't it swell?
And Lovin' it...
Thats why...

I don't wanna watch the news (I don't need no)
I don't need no weather report (weather report)
I don't wanna cook leek soop
I don't wanna know what stars bought (Robbie NO!)
I just wanna watch Sci-Fi (I don't need no)
A fave Buffy celebration (self-control)
But now I'm gonna go and sit 'cause,
I really wanna watch television

I was raised on Playbus and that.
Sesame Street was a blast from from the past,
Just repeating the shows they had.
I was never for Tots TV
Dancing around watching your Tilly get doped quick.
Sack magic was so thick.
You couldn't pay kids to watch the show,
Crazy like my father,
It must have been furry animals that took the 'whoot'.
Far as BBC,
Flip watching 'The Mops'
I wanna watch 'PlayTime'
That's how I grew up.
I grew up watching Knightmare and that was so class
It kicked ass,
Watching kids dying of broken glass.
You could tell it wasn't real though,
A kid floating in air,
Gave game away,
Man I didn't see it then.
You don't know what dogs go through,
Watching 'Woof' on a Wenesdays
With my friend Jude,
Eric's scratching and gon' do,
That change into dog,
Ren and Stimpy advertised 'Log'
'Round the Bend' was set in a bog.

Look
The remote really ain't working and I don't like that
I can't even be bothered to go out
To buy an eight-pack;
Of batteries for the remote,
And then fix it!
But my sister then enters,
And TREADS ON IT!
And yesterday she went and grabbed the video machine,
I wouldn't go after her,
I prefer D-V-D!
I'm sick of this
But after Christmas,
We then get a new season run,
Of the very best Cult mess.
I got no friends but TV's my life,
Only thing I love is Buffy - Vamp Slayer and rip-off Mutant X
Everything to see can I?
I'm about to lose interest,
Got the remote at chest,
Now I change channel...

When season's over,
Viewer and people go cuckoo,
'Cause of re-runs,
Of that ep two.
Since we wait over six months for new stuff,
On Sky One - TOUGH!
Losing my noodle,
Sky - The viewers don't like you!
The BBC is,
Much worst than Sky,
Show all the eps about two years after US airing,
Fans persist in protesting against them,
And ITC against channel four for showing Angel
And now the fans without sky can't watch it,
Terrestrial is so s**t,
Cuz they are so slow with the foreign hit,
And why the hell I gotta wait for six months?
Already am the inventor of the time machine!
So all I can see,
New eps, New eps,
I gotta now keep silence,
Stop spoiling the plotlines,
It's apparant that the TV is any good at all,
That's why I hate re-runs,
And the news galore!

I don't wanna watch the news (I don't need no)
I don't need no weather report (weather report)
I don't wanna cook leek soop
I don't wanna know what stars bought (Robbie NO!)
I just wanna watch Sci-Fi (I don't need no)
A fave Buffy celebration (self-control)
But now I'm gonna go and sit 'cause,
I really wanna watch television