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Song Parodies -> "Mold"
Original Song Title:
"Cold"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Crossfade
Parody Song Title:
"Mold"
Parody Written by:
Confusion Rules
The Lyrics
A song about lazyness, e.g. leaving food on your plate instead of throwing it away, not washing the dishes, ect. It is also about the disgusting mold that grows on your food if it lays damp in the sink for days.
Looking in the sink I see
That I never really got it right
I never stopped to clean that plate
That bread is wrapped up in
The bacon fat
I need an antidote that gets me by
Something smells strong
One more look and I'll think I'll die
What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I clean
I never meant to let it mold
I never meant to let it mold
What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I clean
I never meant to let it mold
I never meant to let it mold
And I'm sorry that the plate's gross
Maybe in a different light
You could see bacteria eating through the eggs
Cause now I can see
I need an antidote that gets me by
Something smells strong
One more look and I'll think I'll die
What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I clean
I never meant to let it mold
I never meant to let it mold
What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I clean
I never meant to let it mold
I never meant to let it mold
I never meant to let it mold
I never really wanted you to see
The screwed up side of that steak
Fungus inside of it so deep
It never seems to get to me
I never really wanted you to throw
Up so many things 'cause of that mold
I guess for me theres just no hope
I never meant to let is mold.
What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I clean
I never meant to let it mold
I never meant to let it mold
What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I clean
I never meant to let it mold
I never meant to let it mold
That I never really got it right
I never stopped to clean that plate
That bread is wrapped up in
The bacon fat
I need an antidote that gets me by
Something smells strong
One more look and I'll think I'll die
What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I clean
I never meant to let it mold
I never meant to let it mold
What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I clean
I never meant to let it mold
I never meant to let it mold
And I'm sorry that the plate's gross
Maybe in a different light
You could see bacteria eating through the eggs
Cause now I can see
I need an antidote that gets me by
Something smells strong
One more look and I'll think I'll die
What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I clean
I never meant to let it mold
I never meant to let it mold
What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I clean
I never meant to let it mold
I never meant to let it mold
I never meant to let it mold
I never really wanted you to see
The screwed up side of that steak
Fungus inside of it so deep
It never seems to get to me
I never really wanted you to throw
Up so many things 'cause of that mold
I guess for me theres just no hope
I never meant to let is mold.
What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I clean
I never meant to let it mold
I never meant to let it mold
What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I clean
I never meant to let it mold
I never meant to let it mold
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y'know, "brother", thats a pretty awesome parody.
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