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Song Parodies -> "One Last Breast (Chicken Breast)"

Original Song Title:

"One Last Breath"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creed

Parody Song Title:

"One Last Breast (Chicken Breast)"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Please come now I think I'm hungry
I'm going to the place I think is safe
It seems I found the road to somewhere
And I don't want to escape
I yelled back when he said order
But I'm down to one last breast
And without it I'm still hungry
Still hungry

Hold me down
I'm six feet from the counter and I'm thinking
Maybe the six piece
Ain't that filling

I'm looking down now that it's over
Reflecting on all of my mistakes
I thought I should have got mashed potatoes
I got coleslaw in its grace
I cried out heaven save me
But I'm down to one last breast
And without it, I'm still hungry
Still hungry

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the counter and I'm thinking
Maybe the six piece
Ain't that filling

A full gut follows me
But I still believe there's something left for me
So please come eat with me
'Cause I still believe there's something left for you and me
For you and me
For you and me

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the counter and I'm thinking

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